Thursday, April 26, 2012

Songs of the Week (April 30th to May 6th)

For the upcoming week I decided to be original and give you guys two songs for the week.

Since I'll be done with my last exam, a bit exhausted but incredibly ecstatic to leave the country for two months, my heart will be "beating like a jungle drum", which is why I have you Jungle Drum by Emiliana Torrini.


Furthermore, I'll be in Paris by April 30th, accompanied by two fabulous Asian divas (one is only a quarter but it still counts) and since we're pretty ghetto, we'll be like niggaz in Paris. Which is why I gave you Niggas in Paris by Kanye West feat. Jay-Z.



Wednesday, April 25, 2012

The Passenger

I just saw this new editorial for Out Magazine and love it!

It's entitled "The Passenger" and reveals a humble and delicate-looking Mathias Bergh who happens to be a pretty boy from Sweden! God knows I love'em!

It reminds me of my traveling in Scandinavia last summer and the summer before and makes me realize how privileged I am to be traveling the whole world while some people are stuck in their home-countries and might actually never get the chance to travel abroad, escape or wish for a better/different life.

I like the fact that Photographer Giampaolo Sgura was able to capture the essence of the classiness and composed presence Bergh provides us in these pictures! Enjoy!

Jag älskar Sverige!








Funny Videos for a Funny Day!

Hi y'all!

Today I'm feeling a bit tired and into the mood for some fun'n pizzazz! I'm oh-so fed up of studying and worrying about school and my grades! I just can't wait to sashay away and go astray over the big pond that separates Europe from the American continent!

In order to have some fun, have a laugh and a good time and forget about all of our anxieties, insecurities and lack of money, I propose to you a lil' invitation to meditate on a funny note: plain stupid and ass-dumb videos!


-Butter Dance: on Adele's Someone Like You! Huh WTF, seriously?! Thanks to Terrine for having made me discover that hell of a dumb moment!

-Buttered Shower Floor Prank: Okay not only is this barely funny and crossing the line between having a good laugh on someone else's back and hurtint that person but I'm still utterly shocked that the girl dared to post this on Youtube! Plus her bf seems good-looking and sweet so why would you wanna hurt him while you're already lucky to have one like him!!!


-Cinnamon Challenge: Huh for those of you who've never seen it before, this video is I.N.S.A.N.E.!!! Not only does Glozell dare to try shoving down some cinnamon down her throat, she goes on to fill a whole ladle with cinnamon powder!!! Her reacton is priceless but seems undeniably hurtful and painful! Definitely worthwhile watching! That video generated 13 Millions views!

-"Sexy" Chick Dancing: For those of you who think that girl is sexy, I think we don't have the samel criteras regarding beauty standards!!! I mean yes she's fat but she's also incredibly saggy, loose and f-ugly! Who dares to dance like that with wet hair, nerdy glasses and a scary grin on your face?!

-Single Lady (Forever single): Lol! I still can't believe someone would dare wear such a clownesque attire, dance on Beyoncé's Single Ladies and knock your skull hard on his tv screen!!!

-Scarlet Takes a Tumble: OMFG! Trust me, it's not Scarlett Johansson we're talking about here! And when we talk about taking a tumble, we're not alluding to logging on Tumblr! Worth yo time!

-World's Coolest Flight Attendant: Okay this vid is not that crazy funny but is still very entertaining and comforting, tune in!

-Soulja Girl in A-Town, Georgia: Huh yeah, it seems like there exists some moronic sistaz like that in Atlanta, Georgia! Can you believe she dares to rap on a nice and old lady like that?!

-King Curtis, Bacon is Good for me!: Only in the USA could you find a young boy claiming such ridiculous stuff such as "bacon is good for me, I want my bacon"! This lil' spoiled brat ain't even ashamed of being fat and requesting sommo' fat!

-Victoria the 15 y.o. twat: She's 15 and has had sex over 3,000 times in her mom's bedroom, wants to get pregnant at all costs and on top of that, she has a prostitution plan! Whoa, so inspiring!

--> Lastly, I need to tell y'all that I just feel like doing some "stupid shit" and being the "king of the dancehall" so posted below are two of the best songs to let go and get loose!


Tuesday, April 24, 2012

David Beckham for H&M Spring 2012

Okay we all know this is the Buzz campaign of the season and Mr. Beckham's name is on everybody's lips but I'm still really curious about this campaign and thus, the products he's tryna sell us in the meantime.

I'd like to know what most people think about that new campaign and about David Beckham's line of men's underwear. While the only comments I have eavesdropped all referred to his sexy pictures and very-visible wrinkles, I'm truly curious about the quality of both the fabric and the design of the clothes themselves. I'm wondering how it feels to be wearing something Mr. Beckham to go to bed in.

As long as I think white underwear looks clean and neat, I also think are unrealistic when it comes to wearing it: don't people every think about the long-term effects of heavy sweat and rubbing on white fabric? Haven't you all experienced the very unpleasant smell and colours being added to the underwear after you've worn it or even outworn it a few times?

For all of the subtlely-inserted allusions I made in the above paragraph, I think white underwear is bad for your self-consciousness as through wearing it we might all begin to think we're sweaty bastards or even dirty boys if you know what I mean...! That's why I might consider buying Beckham's jockstraps and night gowns but only if I can find nice black, grey or navy blue ones!

I actually stopped by an H&M shop a few days ago and saw the section where they placed his new line and saw the prices which are reasonably-retailable and the packages. I'm still thinking about should I buy because I actually need it and it has the potential to be the best underwear ever or is it some kind of celebrity con where the perceived value is rigged and I'll end up feeling abused and restless?!

I don't think he's just a "soul whose intentions are good..."!!!


Bal en Blanc 2012

I attended the White Party a second time this year, three weeks ago.

As I had been overly delighted last year by the White Party, I must admit that I had high expectations for this year but I'm saddened to claim that they haven't been met.

I don't know to what that disappointment should be directly attributed but I think the fact that I needed to be at my tutoring at 9am after pAArtying all night greatly contributed to me feeling all over the place and not-into-the-mood that time.

I don't know what was in the air but it felt as if there has never been as many people present as last year and I also felt like more people were on heavy drugs as a lot of folks seemed far-fetched and outer-spaced! I myself tried speed in order to stay awake and active a tad longer but as I only took half a pill, it only seemed to have made me go berserk and paranoid at everybody approaching me or passing close to me.

I don't know if it's the color -white- that makes the White Party utterly cheesy and of seemingly bad taste but I felt like I was surrounded by no-class folks that were way too happy to pop unknown substances, walk around almost naked and barely know what kind of music, beat or DJ they're dancing to all night long.

This year the most famous DJs to be heard were: Armin van Buuren, Markus Schulz, Steve Angello, Fedde Le Grand and Jochen Miller. The best DJs are usually Dutch and this year we've only had the chance to hear two of'em which added to my disappointment!

Okay I'll stop complaining and give you the hightlight of the night instead of the dark ones: security seemed a lot more efficient this year, restrooms were less packed and cleaner, the dancefloor wasn't as sticky and nasty as last year, there was more hot jocks than last year, people were less dressed than last year and I got to dance the night away with Jizz one more time!

That being said, I'm really not convinced about me purchasing a ticket to attend the White Party next year as the price seems to double every year while my income barely stays constant! Bad economic situation or bad cash management? I dunno!








Song of the Week (April 23rd to April 29th)

This week's winner is Inna Modja's latest hit I Am Smiling! The young Malian singer seems to be releasing hit after hit since her last summer's French Cancan which became a huge sensation in France!

I love this new song of hers because it's kind of jazzy, accoustic and yet catchy! I love the fact that Miss Modja masters both French and English just like Rodzilla. She also sounds very optimistic and festive in this new song. I actually like singing about me smiling as I just can wait until I'm done with exams and away in Europe, Asia and the West Coast! The weather here has been really weird this last month and it's currently very grey, cold and rainy!

I think Inna Modja might relevantly revolutionize love with her last album Love Revolution which is all about kind words, sweet melodies, honey and sugar. I love Inna's breathy, sultry and low-pitched voice. Enjoy!



Weirdest Date Bar None

I really need to leave this out in the open so that everybody else who's been through something that weird and incomprehensible can relate.

Okay so two weeks ago, I was surfing the web and gathering info about the latest trends in gay social medias and life in general. I was also looking for events to be held in the cities I will visit in the up and coming next two months. That's how I got to know about the Gay Circuit of Barcelona and got to see that it was sponsored by a new gay dating site called Gaydar.net.

Despite what some of you may think, I'm not writing this down to criticize gaydar, nor say that it's the best dating engine I've ever used but mainly to retell you about my latest date gone weird.

So after taking a brief look at the gaydar.net website, I felt like it was pretty darn awesome and user-friendly and I felt like joinning right away -which I did. I built up my profile hoping it was attractive enough to bring me as many potential dates and handsome studs as possible.

I thought it looked pretty great and that my chances were fairly higher than before at aiming my goal of finding the perfect combination of cuteness, sexiness and compatibility ever possible between two men.

After only one day, a few guys had already written to me and thus made my day since I desperately needed something new in my life and by that I mean some pizzazz. A few good-looking men wrote to me and I was taken aback by how easy it seemed to be dating on this website. Perhaps that website increased our gaydars or actually acted as a radar to spot the most edible men in our nearby area.

While I checked out the list of online members, my attention was brought to a young Lebanese man's profile (I know, again!)! I instantly fell for his picture and profile and thought to myself how hot he looked. I secretly wished to get a date with a guy like that but didn't go on to write to him.

Later that day I received an inbox by no one else but that same hot Lebanese guy. Glad was I to notice his interest in me which was darn reciprocal!

Anyways, to make a long story short, we shitchatted a few days in a row, talking about who we were, what we did for a living, what kind of lifestyle we had, as well as hobbies, ambitions and things we liked in a guy. For one of the first times ever, I thought we might really get along well and couldn't wait for us to meet. I proposed him to meet me on a date during the upcoming weekend and he strangely replied: "a hookup is easy to get, no?!" I couldn't help but find that really weird and asked what he meant and he said he wanted something serious and not to simply hook up with me.

I don't know what went wrong but that friday night he insisted on meeting me at midnight! I couldn't believe it! That hot guy who wanted to take things slow and vouched for something serious was inviting me over at midnight! That sounded like a hell of a booty call to me! Of course, being horny and titillate by him, I didn't even hesitate for a second and googled his adress and hopped there in a New York minute!

Not only was this stud supposedly looking for something serious and not wanting to hookup but had still invited me over at midnight, the first thing I noticed when he opened the door was that he was in fact greeting me clad with solely his undies on! He was staring at me like he couldn't wait until our lips locked and he could devour that trout pout of mine.

It wasn't long till I got down to my undies as well and was making out intensely and intensively with that hunky-dory Lebanese baklava! He seemed to be unbelievably crazy about me; the way his eyes gazed into mine and how he kissed me and talked about my body and everything. For a minute there, I truly thought we might become an item in the future despite him knowing I'd be outta town for thow months straight. We remained interleaved onto one another for four hours in a row until I realized it was 4 o'clock in the morning and my bed was making a long-distance call for me to hurry the hell back home and get some rest.

I waved him goodbye and left. I was sure it was a sureshot and I'd finally get a successful shot at love just like Tila Tequila. The following day, I was both merry and nervous about how things would turn out between us. I kept wondering if he shared the same level of joy than me about our night of sweet talk. I logged on my Facebook in order to chat with him later that evening. I said hi and immediately told him I had had a blast with him and hoped it was reciprocal.

Now guess what the bastard replied?!!! He said: "yes I had a good time too.... But I need to tell you we're incompatible Rodzilla... we're sexually incompatible, as much as I wanted to be and tried to be with you, we're not"!!!!

Damn can you believe such a hot-blooded lover could turn into a cold-blooded respondent? I couldn't believe my eyes when I read his message and thought he must've felt some kind of shame or discontentment after our inflamed night together.

I wouldn't take such bullshit and I wouldn't remain speechless even if I faced such a ridiculous situation and I told him that I thought he was full of shit and couldn't pull his shit together in order to be a man about the situation. How could someone who was so crazy about you tell you that you are incompatible the day after?! I don't get it. I guess he actually wanted a hookup and was so full of shit he'd rather lie about it and pretend he wanted a relationship instead! Or maybe he wants to think of himself as being that nice guy who has principles and thorough values!

Wutevah, Rodzilla is fed up and leaving hella soon! Fuck'em baklavas, I'm done with'em! Trust me, they all have small penises and will treat you like shit, beware of them! Keep away from them!

Beware of baklavas... STAY AWAY FROM THEM!

Hercules Universal's Latest Fashion Issue

Since I love Fashion and especially love looking at steamy pics of smoking hot male models, I'm always on the lookout for new names, new talent and new magazines.

That being said, I think I found my match and longed for magazine for all of the afore-mentionned needed steam and topics of interest such as Travel, People and Trends at Hercules Universal, a Barcelona-based Fashion Magazine designed for young men.

In their latest issue, Hercules celebrates men's fashion in all its glory and exquisite attire with a few golden Scandinavian boys, a dramatic Fashion film and a few gentlemanly chic stories to share, all of which are accompanied by images. The whole editing and directing was done by Luca FinottiFrancesco Sourigues & David Vivirido.

Hope you enjoy it as much as I do and if you do, then please do consult their website as you'll find plenty of interesting articles about the latest Fashion news and updates a modern man needs to know or at least be aware of! When I talk about modern men, I put a heavy emphasis and urge on gay men as they're supposed to be even more modern and Fashion-savvy than our straight counterparts!






















Monday, April 23, 2012

Upcoming Eurasian Trip!!!

So as my faithful readers already know, Rodzilla is both a heavy and a passionate traveller who plans to unravel the whole goddamn world before trespassing and being burried into Canadian soil.

It's been more than a year that I'm scheduled to travel in Paris, South of France and Barcelona with my dear friends Jizz, Cherryka and Merry. Merry the future accountant has been exiled in Nice for about four months now and we've planned to meet her down there and embraced the sun-kissed Côte d'Azur for a third consecutive time in my case!!! But hey, for those of you who've never got the chance to discover this magnificient region of the world, you MUST go!

An incredible opportunity to travel to Asia has been seized by Rodzilla; mijn vriend K will be studying in Beijing for a whole month (May). Being a Hong Kong native herself, she set out to stop in HK for a few days after her stay in Beijing. She insisted on me visiting her during her time spent in Asia and trust me, it hasn't been hard to convince me to find the cheapest flight from Barcelona to Beijing and settle an Asian tour!

That being said, I'll stay with her in Beijing for two weeks and during the meantime, we agreed to visit Shanghai for a weekend and later on we'll be staying at her uncle's house in Kowloon, HK. Traveling with us in Asia is Al and Mim, her Jewish girlfriends who are more than fabulous and more than happy to be hopping in Asia this summer!

As I've always dreamed of going to Thailand, I proposed to them that we went there for a week but K was a lot reluctant about it, so we had agreed to go to Hainan (a Chinese province), which is a Tropical island south of China. After two weeks of discussing the matter and roaming through pictures of exotic Asian destinations, K decided I was right; Thailand seemed a lot more exquisite and interesting. And that's how we scheduled a one-week stay in Phuket and Ko Phi Phi in Southwestern Thailand ;-)!

After the Thai getaway, we will all come back to Hong Kong for two days and leave to go back home. But not for Rodzilla: my flight ticket required I laid over Vancouver for a few hours before rejoinning Montreal later the same day. Since my dear friend Mevrouw Huppe lives there since two months and I haven't had the chance to hook up with her since then, I paid a lil' extra to stay in Vancougar for a whole week. I further got to learn that another hot friend of mine will be studying at UBC because she wanted to learn French in order to be more fluent and engaged into the Montreal social life. Another exciting news: Nizza's brother Thunder Eagle will be in Seattle recording a Heavy Metal album during that time. I guess that sounds like a hell of a trip! I'll keep y'all posted about my misadventures, expenditures, exciting news'n gossip and lack of pesos!

Considering the fact that I'm leaving East and coming back by the West coast, this trip actually involves Rodzilla touring the whole globe from East to West!!!

Posted below is my scheduled two-month vacation:

+Paris: With Jizz & Cherryka
+Nice: And surronding towns (Monaco, Cannes, etc.) With Jizz, Cherryka, Merry & Erik
+Barcelona: With Jizz & Cherryka
+Beijing: With K, Al, Mim and mucho othaz
+Shanghai: With K, Al & Mim
+Hong Kong: With K, Al & Mim
+Phuket/ Ko Phi Phi: With K, Al & Mim
+Vancouver: With Mevrouw Huppe, Nova Scotia, Thunder Eagle and other potheads

Paris

Cannes

Monaco-Monte Carlo

Nice

Barcelona

Beijing

Shanghai

Hong Kong

Phuket

Ko Phi Phi

Vancouver

Friday, April 6, 2012

Song of the Week (April 2nd to April 8th)

Spring has arrived y'all!! Rodzilla is in a very good mood and feels like partying and letting go! Unfortunately, he still needs to pull his shit together and study in order to have okay grades at his final exams before he leaves for another summer getaway!

This week's winner is pretty darn awesome! Must of you guys might already be familiar with them as they've become pretty huge in the last few months and are about to become the Backstreet Boys of the years 2010! Aiming from their Brit roots, here comes One Direction! I may not be 12 years old anymore but hell do I wish to be again! I guess all the Elementary School students must be swept off their feet by hearing songs like that!

I know it makes me sound like a pedophile but I actually find all of these guys very cute! They're not that young anyway and it's not like Rodzilla is 35 y.o. so don't call me a pedophile! Enjoy What Makes You Beautiful! And let's hope it does indeed make you beautiful (ahaha)!!!



--> Oh and I need to mention the fact that some young girls have gone into hypothermia by waiting for a whole night outside to get hands on tickets for the One Direction concert in Montreal!!! How goddamn crazy?!

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