Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Sophia Grace & Rosie Are Back!!!

Remember Sohia Grace and her hype girl Rosie? Them little British ladies know how to aquire media exposure it seems!

After first being guests on the Ellen Degeneres show back in November, more than 82 million people have viewed her performance of Super Bass with Nicki Minaj. If you compile all of her other videos together, Sophia Grace has been viewed by more than 100 million people! That's a lot! I hope her parents will do something to ensure her security though as she has become a star herself!

Lately, Sophia and Rosie came back on the Ellen Show, this time to perform Starships by Nicki Minaj, again!


--> Sophia and Rosie even met Rihanna lol:


--> Their interview for their comeback:


--> Rosie and Sophia also have a favourite dance: The Running Man:



--> Sophia can even sing/rap on some Keri Hilson joint:



Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Funny Videos for a Funny Day!

Hi y'all!

Today I'm feeling a bit tired and into the mood for some fun'n pizzazz! I'm oh-so fed up of studying and worrying about school and my grades! I just can't wait to sashay away and go astray over the big pond that separates Europe from the American continent!

In order to have some fun, have a laugh and a good time and forget about all of our anxieties, insecurities and lack of money, I propose to you a lil' invitation to meditate on a funny note: plain stupid and ass-dumb videos!


-Butter Dance: on Adele's Someone Like You! Huh WTF, seriously?! Thanks to Terrine for having made me discover that hell of a dumb moment!

-Buttered Shower Floor Prank: Okay not only is this barely funny and crossing the line between having a good laugh on someone else's back and hurtint that person but I'm still utterly shocked that the girl dared to post this on Youtube! Plus her bf seems good-looking and sweet so why would you wanna hurt him while you're already lucky to have one like him!!!


-Cinnamon Challenge: Huh for those of you who've never seen it before, this video is I.N.S.A.N.E.!!! Not only does Glozell dare to try shoving down some cinnamon down her throat, she goes on to fill a whole ladle with cinnamon powder!!! Her reacton is priceless but seems undeniably hurtful and painful! Definitely worthwhile watching! That video generated 13 Millions views!

-"Sexy" Chick Dancing: For those of you who think that girl is sexy, I think we don't have the samel criteras regarding beauty standards!!! I mean yes she's fat but she's also incredibly saggy, loose and f-ugly! Who dares to dance like that with wet hair, nerdy glasses and a scary grin on your face?!

-Single Lady (Forever single): Lol! I still can't believe someone would dare wear such a clownesque attire, dance on Beyoncé's Single Ladies and knock your skull hard on his tv screen!!!

-Scarlet Takes a Tumble: OMFG! Trust me, it's not Scarlett Johansson we're talking about here! And when we talk about taking a tumble, we're not alluding to logging on Tumblr! Worth yo time!

-World's Coolest Flight Attendant: Okay this vid is not that crazy funny but is still very entertaining and comforting, tune in!

-Soulja Girl in A-Town, Georgia: Huh yeah, it seems like there exists some moronic sistaz like that in Atlanta, Georgia! Can you believe she dares to rap on a nice and old lady like that?!

-King Curtis, Bacon is Good for me!: Only in the USA could you find a young boy claiming such ridiculous stuff such as "bacon is good for me, I want my bacon"! This lil' spoiled brat ain't even ashamed of being fat and requesting sommo' fat!

-Victoria the 15 y.o. twat: She's 15 and has had sex over 3,000 times in her mom's bedroom, wants to get pregnant at all costs and on top of that, she has a prostitution plan! Whoa, so inspiring!

--> Lastly, I need to tell y'all that I just feel like doing some "stupid shit" and being the "king of the dancehall" so posted below are two of the best songs to let go and get loose!


Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Bal en Blanc 2012

I attended the White Party a second time this year, three weeks ago.

As I had been overly delighted last year by the White Party, I must admit that I had high expectations for this year but I'm saddened to claim that they haven't been met.

I don't know to what that disappointment should be directly attributed but I think the fact that I needed to be at my tutoring at 9am after pAArtying all night greatly contributed to me feeling all over the place and not-into-the-mood that time.

I don't know what was in the air but it felt as if there has never been as many people present as last year and I also felt like more people were on heavy drugs as a lot of folks seemed far-fetched and outer-spaced! I myself tried speed in order to stay awake and active a tad longer but as I only took half a pill, it only seemed to have made me go berserk and paranoid at everybody approaching me or passing close to me.

I don't know if it's the color -white- that makes the White Party utterly cheesy and of seemingly bad taste but I felt like I was surrounded by no-class folks that were way too happy to pop unknown substances, walk around almost naked and barely know what kind of music, beat or DJ they're dancing to all night long.

This year the most famous DJs to be heard were: Armin van Buuren, Markus Schulz, Steve Angello, Fedde Le Grand and Jochen Miller. The best DJs are usually Dutch and this year we've only had the chance to hear two of'em which added to my disappointment!

Okay I'll stop complaining and give you the hightlight of the night instead of the dark ones: security seemed a lot more efficient this year, restrooms were less packed and cleaner, the dancefloor wasn't as sticky and nasty as last year, there was more hot jocks than last year, people were less dressed than last year and I got to dance the night away with Jizz one more time!

That being said, I'm really not convinced about me purchasing a ticket to attend the White Party next year as the price seems to double every year while my income barely stays constant! Bad economic situation or bad cash management? I dunno!








Weirdest Date Bar None

I really need to leave this out in the open so that everybody else who's been through something that weird and incomprehensible can relate.

Okay so two weeks ago, I was surfing the web and gathering info about the latest trends in gay social medias and life in general. I was also looking for events to be held in the cities I will visit in the up and coming next two months. That's how I got to know about the Gay Circuit of Barcelona and got to see that it was sponsored by a new gay dating site called Gaydar.net.

Despite what some of you may think, I'm not writing this down to criticize gaydar, nor say that it's the best dating engine I've ever used but mainly to retell you about my latest date gone weird.

So after taking a brief look at the gaydar.net website, I felt like it was pretty darn awesome and user-friendly and I felt like joinning right away -which I did. I built up my profile hoping it was attractive enough to bring me as many potential dates and handsome studs as possible.

I thought it looked pretty great and that my chances were fairly higher than before at aiming my goal of finding the perfect combination of cuteness, sexiness and compatibility ever possible between two men.

After only one day, a few guys had already written to me and thus made my day since I desperately needed something new in my life and by that I mean some pizzazz. A few good-looking men wrote to me and I was taken aback by how easy it seemed to be dating on this website. Perhaps that website increased our gaydars or actually acted as a radar to spot the most edible men in our nearby area.

While I checked out the list of online members, my attention was brought to a young Lebanese man's profile (I know, again!)! I instantly fell for his picture and profile and thought to myself how hot he looked. I secretly wished to get a date with a guy like that but didn't go on to write to him.

Later that day I received an inbox by no one else but that same hot Lebanese guy. Glad was I to notice his interest in me which was darn reciprocal!

Anyways, to make a long story short, we shitchatted a few days in a row, talking about who we were, what we did for a living, what kind of lifestyle we had, as well as hobbies, ambitions and things we liked in a guy. For one of the first times ever, I thought we might really get along well and couldn't wait for us to meet. I proposed him to meet me on a date during the upcoming weekend and he strangely replied: "a hookup is easy to get, no?!" I couldn't help but find that really weird and asked what he meant and he said he wanted something serious and not to simply hook up with me.

I don't know what went wrong but that friday night he insisted on meeting me at midnight! I couldn't believe it! That hot guy who wanted to take things slow and vouched for something serious was inviting me over at midnight! That sounded like a hell of a booty call to me! Of course, being horny and titillate by him, I didn't even hesitate for a second and googled his adress and hopped there in a New York minute!

Not only was this stud supposedly looking for something serious and not wanting to hookup but had still invited me over at midnight, the first thing I noticed when he opened the door was that he was in fact greeting me clad with solely his undies on! He was staring at me like he couldn't wait until our lips locked and he could devour that trout pout of mine.

It wasn't long till I got down to my undies as well and was making out intensely and intensively with that hunky-dory Lebanese baklava! He seemed to be unbelievably crazy about me; the way his eyes gazed into mine and how he kissed me and talked about my body and everything. For a minute there, I truly thought we might become an item in the future despite him knowing I'd be outta town for thow months straight. We remained interleaved onto one another for four hours in a row until I realized it was 4 o'clock in the morning and my bed was making a long-distance call for me to hurry the hell back home and get some rest.

I waved him goodbye and left. I was sure it was a sureshot and I'd finally get a successful shot at love just like Tila Tequila. The following day, I was both merry and nervous about how things would turn out between us. I kept wondering if he shared the same level of joy than me about our night of sweet talk. I logged on my Facebook in order to chat with him later that evening. I said hi and immediately told him I had had a blast with him and hoped it was reciprocal.

Now guess what the bastard replied?!!! He said: "yes I had a good time too.... But I need to tell you we're incompatible Rodzilla... we're sexually incompatible, as much as I wanted to be and tried to be with you, we're not"!!!!

Damn can you believe such a hot-blooded lover could turn into a cold-blooded respondent? I couldn't believe my eyes when I read his message and thought he must've felt some kind of shame or discontentment after our inflamed night together.

I wouldn't take such bullshit and I wouldn't remain speechless even if I faced such a ridiculous situation and I told him that I thought he was full of shit and couldn't pull his shit together in order to be a man about the situation. How could someone who was so crazy about you tell you that you are incompatible the day after?! I don't get it. I guess he actually wanted a hookup and was so full of shit he'd rather lie about it and pretend he wanted a relationship instead! Or maybe he wants to think of himself as being that nice guy who has principles and thorough values!

Wutevah, Rodzilla is fed up and leaving hella soon! Fuck'em baklavas, I'm done with'em! Trust me, they all have small penises and will treat you like shit, beware of them! Keep away from them!

Beware of baklavas... STAY AWAY FROM THEM!

Friday, April 6, 2012

Song of the Week (April 2nd to April 8th)

Spring has arrived y'all!! Rodzilla is in a very good mood and feels like partying and letting go! Unfortunately, he still needs to pull his shit together and study in order to have okay grades at his final exams before he leaves for another summer getaway!

This week's winner is pretty darn awesome! Must of you guys might already be familiar with them as they've become pretty huge in the last few months and are about to become the Backstreet Boys of the years 2010! Aiming from their Brit roots, here comes One Direction! I may not be 12 years old anymore but hell do I wish to be again! I guess all the Elementary School students must be swept off their feet by hearing songs like that!

I know it makes me sound like a pedophile but I actually find all of these guys very cute! They're not that young anyway and it's not like Rodzilla is 35 y.o. so don't call me a pedophile! Enjoy What Makes You Beautiful! And let's hope it does indeed make you beautiful (ahaha)!!!



--> Oh and I need to mention the fact that some young girls have gone into hypothermia by waiting for a whole night outside to get hands on tickets for the One Direction concert in Montreal!!! How goddamn crazy?!

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Pitbull Live at the Bell Centre + Funny Evening

Okay so last thursday night I attended Pitbull's concert at the Bell Center.

I was accompanied by no one else than Gabuschka who looked incredibly gorgeous and was utterly eager to see "the best person on earth" perform live on stage in front of us!

What was really cool about that concert is that we got to see Flo Rida perform before him and I actually like him a lot too! Mr. Florida performed all of his most popular hits such as Good Feeling, Where Them Girls At, Low, Club Can't Handle Me, Right Round and his newest one: Wild Ones.

I have to point out the fact that Mr. Rida seemed truthfully generous as a person and went out of the stage and into the crowd on several occasions during his performance and I actually had his big butt just a few meters up from my face and could admire his Ralph Lauren undies!!!

Ma boi Flo gave a few ladies roses, shoes, t-shirts and even American dollars and kept saying how much he loves his fans and does it for the public. Ma boi Flo seems like a hell of a nice and well-mannered fella. Thumbs up fo' him! ;-)

So after the first Floridian rapper of the night was done with heating up the stage, Mr. Cuban Heat (Pitbull) finally came on stage and set the whole stadium on fire with his hits, hips and salsa moves! My friend Gabuschka finds him overly sexy and attractive and even though one would have asked me a few months ago what I thought about him and I would've answered "eww", I would now say "ohhh"!!!! Lolz, by that I mean "Mr. Worldwide" is genuinely international, has talent, a lot of potential and passion and dances with such confidence, steadiness and sex appeal that we could think of him as a Cuban reincarnation of Elvis the pelvis!!!

I'm not even kidding even Rodzilla, myself, had a hard time moving and shaking my hips the way he did and God knows I've practised a lot in my bedroom, alone in front of my mirror for more than the last two decades (I'm 22 y.o.)!!! I gotta give it to him: Man knows how to bust a move (and a nut) on me!

It was kinda funny to see all the Latino fervents being super patriotic toward this new Latin leader and figure; they were holding Cuban flags and screaming to him in Spanish! Mister 305 (Managerial Accounting) spent the whole evening reminding'em how proud he was about his Cuban and Latin heritage and spoke to them in Spanish to ignite that steamy evening a tad more!

Pitbull performed all of his greatest hits such as: International Love, Rain Over Me, I Know You Want Me, Hotel Room Service, Dance Again, On The Floor, Tonight I'm Loving You, Shake Senora and ended up his jaw'n loose skin-dropping show with Give Me Everything.

Not only did he amaze me with him dancing all along each song with his dancers and being so entertaining, he even went on to perform other heavily-aired Pop hits sung by other artists such as LMFAO's Sexy and I Know It among others. I believe Pitbull is truly a Latin and Pop icon! I also like him because he's bald and doesn't worry too much about; he just keeps it shaved and it looks great on him!
Look at Pitbull's suit! How hot! And notice how high waist his pants are!

Flo Rida throwing pesos at his fans while performing live!


Pitbull pulling a Brad Pitt outta himself




Molson Launching Coors Light IcedT

Coors Light Iced-T
Last tuesday I've had the chance to attend a VIP private event held at the Metropolis for the launch of the new Coors Light IcedT.

It was completely unexpected and unplanned; I had an oral presentation that day and was super nervous. I only intended to head back home afterward and seek rest'n sleep but was incredibly stunned and enthusiasted to be invited to attend that private and exclusive event!

It was actually an event planned to benchmark the launch of that new summer product and Molson went on to celebrate it fiercely by inviting DJ Abeille Gélinas (famed singer Mitsou's sister) to mix a few joints before letting the whole stage to Bran Van 3000.

I have to admit that I don't know a lot about Bran Van 3000 and that before attending that concert, the only song I knew was Drinking in L.A. but I must say that this track is actually a favorite of mine since I remember listening to it when I was 8 or 9 during the big icestorm of 1998 that had hit Southwestern Quebec and deprived all the cities from electricity for almost a whole week!

Despite not having been paid to say positive things about the promoted product, I still think it is good lol! I like the fusion of their light beer and Iced-tea flavour; I think it's actually easier to digest the beer and kinda remind me of Long Island Iced Tea. A must-try'n sip for tha summer!

That was a night full of passion, excitement and surprising events! Thanks to all who attended that event with me and who invited me. A night to remember ;-)!


Bran Van 3000

Here's a fan-made video for Drinking in L.A.:

--> Bet I'll probably end up drinkin' in L.A. at 26 (lol)!

Best Pâtés'N Best Pâté Limbs

Lol Here's a list of the best Pâtés and Pâté limbs:

Eyes:
♂ Paul Walker
♀ Megan Fox
Lips:
♂ Tyson Beckford
♀ Ana Beatriz Barros
Legs:
♂ Marcus Schenkenberg
♀ Naomi Campbell
Butt:
♂ Chad White
♀ Gisele Bündchen
Stomach
♂ Trevor Donovan
♀ Alessandra Ambrosio
Feet:
♂ Josh Duhamel
♀ Uma Thurman
Arms:
♂ William Levy
♀ Janice Dickinson
Shoulders:
♂ Dolph Lundgren
♀ Angelina Jolie
Chest:
♂ Hugh Jackman
♀ Pamela Anderson

Hips:
♂ Brian Shimansky
♀ Candice Swanepoel
Nose:
♂ Ricky Martin
♀ Christy Turlington
Cheekbones:
♂ Jon Kortajarena
♀ Elle Macpherson
Smile:
♂ Cheyenne Jackson
♀ Whitney Houston
Jaw:
♂ Sean O'Pry
♀ Charlize Theron

Hair:
♂ Bapiste Giabiconi
♀ Doutzen Kroes
Nipples:
♂ Marlon Teixeira
♀ Tyra Banks

Cuban Misadventures!

Rodzilla traveled to Cuba once again last Feburary!

This year, I went to Varadero at a 4 star hotel with four fabulous gals. We had booked the Playa de Oro resort which is probably the "it" spot for party animals from all over the world!

Indeed, our resort was filled with 20something guidos and guidettes willing to get drunk from 6 am to 6 am the next day! There also a lot of Russians who are well-known for being heavy drinkers; you get the picture!

The first night, we landed in Havana and took a bus ride to Varadero. We were all tired but oh-so excited to had gotten in Cuba! We all visited each other's rooms and when we were all prepping up and chitchatting in our Persian friend's room, Rodzilla noticed a h.u.g.e. cockroach on the curtains!!!

I was incredibly excited as I had never seen a cockroach that close in my life and was about to go play with it when it suddenly struck me; they're disgusting! I just took a glass container and emprisonned it in it! Persia, who was the only one alone in her room, had previously complained about the matter and I decided to act nice and make her realize that she now had a new room mate; Jose the cockroach!

My Morroccan friend (whom we'll call Merrywolf) told me I hadn't been so nice when I dared to tell that to Persia! The two next days were spent at the beach getting tanned (brown for the girls and lobster-red for me), sipping mojitos, eyeing up the cute dudes and swimming in the sea!

We had booked two excursions out of the resort such as a tour of Old Havana and a Catamaran day. The tour of Havan was incredibly delightful and insightful as we got to go to the old fort of Havana, buy cigars and brown rhum, visit La Plaza de la Revolucion, the Malecon, the oldest cathedral in Cuba, the Capitolo and so much more! The only issue I've had is that it was a 3-hour ride from Varadero to Havana and another 3-hour ride on the way back so I found it pretty brutal! Aside from that, the ""Habana Tour" is totally worth it and whoever goes to Varadero should consider visiting Havana ;-).

Between our day in Havana, us getting drunk on Havana Club and the Catamaran, the inevitable happened: The Big Dog got horny! That's it, as pretty much all of my girlfriends had already been hit on by a cute guy, I felt left apart and needed some action. One night, we were pAArtying at "La Bamba" -the disco of our club that was incredibly trashy but oh-so much fun!-, I was sweating my life and could barely breathe so I opted for a puff of fresh air and went outside to sit down, cool down and relax.

At that very moment, I could feel that something would happen. And by something I mean someone was actually gonna see The Big Dog and feed it a big bone! There was a short and stubby guy who came back and forth around where I was until he finally approached me and leaned on to talk to me. The second he opened his mouth, I knew he was a dirtbag Quebeccer from the slums of whichever crappy far-away region we have. He spoke to me in unclassy French and I got so ashamed to be of the same nationality than him that I responded in English as if I didn't understand.

He then spoke to me in broken English and asked where I was from. I was so drunk and found myself way too funny to tell the truth so I made up a big lie and said I was from Iceland and studying in Montreal on a temporary basis! The dumbass didn't even know where Iceland was and guess what? He had a boyfriend and both of them were so rubbish that they didn't know where Iceland was and asked me if it was a communist country!!!! I could tell that both of them were attracted to me but lemme tell you one thang: they were both über short and fat!

Despite that overly wichtig fact, I was still ass-dumb enough to accept their invitation to their bedroom. Of course, I knew they didn't wanna play scrabble if u know wut I mean...! Once we got to their room, I immediately began to regret having followed them and wanted to leave. They both grabbed my sausage and wanted to make out. I couldn't disagree more and lied to them and said it was considered "7 years of bad luck" to have sex when you were drunk in Iceland!!!!!

I left their room a few seconds letter and headed straight to bed laughing my life! I saw them all week and couldn't have felt more awkward!

One of my friends wore US size 12 shoes!!! Can you even believe it?! I spent the whole week teasing her about it and when we were on the Catamaran and about to gather fins to snorkle I told her: "do you think you even need fins?!" She had met an Ontarian guy and those two were dating and spending their nights together night after night. She said she found him cute and bulky, I said he made me think of a steamy Jambalaya meal, I then went on to call him "Jambalaya" all week lol!


Boyish Looks

I don't know what's happening to me but it seems like I'm confused about what I seek in a man!

Don't be fooled or astonished by this first sentence, I know pretty much what I like and dislike in a man but I'm putting emphasis on the physique here. It's actually kind of weird for us gays as there's many types of male body types. Okay you're all gonna tell me that the same goes for straight men and women which is true but I believe the differences are even greater for gay guys.

Some gay guys are super feminine and delicate and yet could almost be mistaken as girls while some gay men look even more masculine, macho and testosterone-fueled than certain straight men. I guess looks and attires don't necessarily depend on one's sexuality but on one's projection of his personality and sex appeal.

I've been pretty warmed up by cute and fully edible twinks lately. I've got to admit that I have a weakling for bedroom-eyed, brown-haired boys with full lips. These guys appear to be the most sexual and attractive guys out there. They're like the pinnacle of sex drive! I can't even try to explain why I have a certain preference for that type but it seems like God wants me to fantasize about'em!

I am willing to date all kinds of guys/men but upon pondering about the matter, I realized that dating younger and cuter-looking guys sounded a lot more promising and refreshing than dating older bastards that work full time and have no leisure nor longing and that have wrinkles and a thousand times more flaws! All of that sounds pretty harsh and rude towards them older dudes but I'm telling you: dating younger guys is something one should experience as it is very empowering and comforting to know that younger guys find you attractive and want to sleep with you.

Sometimes I guess it's all about who's got the power or the money and that's why I think younger and cuter guys are willing to date older and lesser cute guys as they're attracted by their knowledge, power and superiority of experiences and status. I find it very endearing when I see 18 y.o. or 20 y.o. pretty dudes with boyish looks wink at me or desire me! The best example I could give for these guys is Jean-Daniel Chagall of Bel Ami (the best porn company)! He symbolizes youth, pleasure, sex appeal and forbidden desire to me. Enjoy the pics and contemplate his amazing body, contagious smile and desirable awesomeness!









Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Italia La Romantica

Since Valentine's Day wasn't too long ago and that all I seem to see are happy couples and cute photoshoots of beautiful couples, I was longing a relationship for a split second but realized I should just picture it in my mind and wait until it may actually happen.

I think I told you that after reading "He's Just Not That Into You" I realized that one should not crave a relationship but make place for one in his life in case the occasion shows up. Adn that's just what I intend to do; not be a desperate whore about it, just continue to live my crazy life until someone interesting and interested enough follows the cookie path to my stomach! 

Is there a destination in the world more romantic than Italy? Or, lemme rephrase it, is there a place in the world that's been more popularized as being romantic than Italy? The answer must be no or maybe Paris. Let's forget about Paris and bring Italy at the front of line. 

Italy is romantic and it is one of the reasons why Rodzilla has traveled there and also a reason why he will go back. Instead of telling you every darn thing I did when I was in Italy, I decided to post the most romantic pictures of Italy that I took myself with my camera to pay a tribute to that mesmerizing and lovely country. 

--> These pics have been taken in Milan in August 2010 and in Venice and Florence in July 2011.

Song of the Week (Feb 27th to March 4th)

This week I'm sick okay. I came back from Cuba last sunday and was icnredibly sick! I've had a bad cold for about a week now so I need some incentive to prep things up and chill a bit, ya know. That's why this week's winner is a southern-inspired song that everybody dances to in Cuba and every Spanish country: Danza Kuduro.

That's it, this song performed by Don Omar and Lucenzo is just contagious. I love it and so should you. Listen to it guys and tell Rodzilla what you think about it! It should heal your wounds! Enjoy!

RuPaul's Drag Race at Cabaret Mado

So as I forgot to tell you, I went to Varadero and Havana, Cuba last week! But prior to going there, The Big Dog had three big Midterm exams and a few assignments to finish before leaving "La Belle Province" for Fidel Castro's home country. Needless to say that after the two first exams, I was already fed up with studying and only felt like partying, drinking and sleeping. On the tuesday night before I left, I went to Cabaret Mado (Montreal's most famous Drag Queen Cabaret) with Gabuschka and Nadem.

It was actually Valentine's Day and since both of them are in a semi-relationship and I am not, we felt like pairing up and spending the night together. I also need to mention that we were scheduled to work together on the same evening. We didn't make big bucks that night at job but we all didn't care and just felt like partying. 

As soon as we punched out, we left the South shore for the island of Montreal where we'd make our way into the gay village. I had heard a few weeks before that RuPaul wanted to make an amateur competition showcasing the best drag talents across both the States and Canada in order to select the next candidates for his show (RuPaul's Drag Race). Trust me, there's a lot of talent and potential in Montreal, we should at least have one finalist out there. 

I was a bit disappointed to realize that neither RuPaul nor Lady Bunny was there to guest-judge! Sad was I to learn that Lady Bunny was gonna be part of the show the next week (when I'd be in Cuba)! But the show was still really funny, rigged with cracked jokes, laughs and sex appeal! Gabuschka, Nadem and I got incredibly wasted and I couldn't even drive back home afterward! I met the cutest blond twink ever but didn't there to talk to him as The Big Dog may be big, he's shy too goddamnit! I also couldn't help but notice Pierre Fitch's presence at the cabaret. For those of you who don't know him, he's probably the most famous gay porn star in Canada. He's based in Montreal and has his own production company for his porn movies lol. 

I do have to acknowledge the fact that he's cute and sexy but gosh is he short!!! He's 5'6 which means The Big Dog stands at least one head or two above him. Anyways, that was a hell of a night with us meeting and frolicking with a girl called Nadine who was an undespicable lesbian with a trashy accent and attitude (she was from Saguenay Lac Saint-Jean)!





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