Boyish Looks

I don't know what's happening to me but it seems like I'm confused about what I seek in a man!

Don't be fooled or astonished by this first sentence, I know pretty much what I like and dislike in a man but I'm putting emphasis on the physique here. It's actually kind of weird for us gays as there's many types of male body types. Okay you're all gonna tell me that the same goes for straight men and women which is true but I believe the differences are even greater for gay guys.

Some gay guys are super feminine and delicate and yet could almost be mistaken as girls while some gay men look even more masculine, macho and testosterone-fueled than certain straight men. I guess looks and attires don't necessarily depend on one's sexuality but on one's projection of his personality and sex appeal.

I've been pretty warmed up by cute and fully edible twinks lately. I've got to admit that I have a weakling for bedroom-eyed, brown-haired boys with full lips. These guys appear to be the most sexual and attractive guys out there. They're like the pinnacle of sex drive! I can't even try to explain why I have a certain preference for that type but it seems like God wants me to fantasize about'em!

I am willing to date all kinds of guys/men but upon pondering about the matter, I realized that dating younger and cuter-looking guys sounded a lot more promising and refreshing than dating older bastards that work full time and have no leisure nor longing and that have wrinkles and a thousand times more flaws! All of that sounds pretty harsh and rude towards them older dudes but I'm telling you: dating younger guys is something one should experience as it is very empowering and comforting to know that younger guys find you attractive and want to sleep with you.

Sometimes I guess it's all about who's got the power or the money and that's why I think younger and cuter guys are willing to date older and lesser cute guys as they're attracted by their knowledge, power and superiority of experiences and status. I find it very endearing when I see 18 y.o. or 20 y.o. pretty dudes with boyish looks wink at me or desire me! The best example I could give for these guys is Jean-Daniel Chagall of Bel Ami (the best porn company)! He symbolizes youth, pleasure, sex appeal and forbidden desire to me. Enjoy the pics and contemplate his amazing body, contagious smile and desirable awesomeness!



Stress, Final Exams and Lack of Sex (or Love Life)

I'm writing this down for all of us who are in this ugly period called "final examinations" where we're all so stressed and tensed that a shortage of coffee could lead all of us to a breakdown. I'm one of you, don't worry! It's been two weeks that I haven't really slept and in fact, I was so exhausted two days ago that I went to bed at 6pm and woke up at 11am the next day!!! I guess that's undeniable evidence that I was deceased! Can you believe that I slept 17 hours straight?! Lol I guess I needed it!

 I'm also writing this down for all the people who have never been to University or College and think students are lazy and not doing shit. Think again 'cause you should face the facts: these students will have been to school something like five more years than you and have studied subjects a lot more difficult and abstract than High School's gym classes. We should (I'd like to write "will" but it would be too utopic) have higher salaries, social advantages and bonuses than you either. Which is the main reason why school is a good avenue to encounter when you're not ready to hit the freeway.

Sick Day = Need of Incentive

Today I'm sick (I have a bad cold) and can't sleep! I woke up at 4am and have fever so I was like fuck it, I'm not gonna try to sleep since I'll just be more tired and fed up of crawling in my bed. That's why I woke up and tried to start my day off that early.

When I'm sick, I need even more incentives to get me going. By incentives I mean having fun, knowing I'll get a reward afterward, seeing friends, eating out, getting money, getting time off, going on vacation, seeing a movie, listening to music or, my favourite and last option but far from being the least: sex.

As I'm home alone and not getting any, I decided to go online and check out steamy photos of hot jocks in order to satisfy my libido by looking at hot visuals. As you might already know by now, my favourite male model in the whole wide world is American hottie Chad White. Well it turns out that God heard my calling and posted some recent digital polaroids of Mr. White online and lemme tell you that the guy was gifted with more than just a "physique enveloppe", rather an ambulant sexpot.

Abusing Friendz

Last wednesday night, I've been a bad bad boy. Lemme put y'all into context; I invited my friend Mike over for dinner to catch up with our summers and thus, lives since we hadn't seen each other for about two months or more. We had been sexting (the new trend among young folks) each other for a while and I thought we'd be making these sex-texts come to live. It seemed as clear as mud to me that we'd be dropping it down that night. Perhaps the fact that my parents were in Hawaii for three weeks and that I had the casa to share with my brother made me enthusiastic about inviting Mike over and having him sleep over and thus, bend over LOL!

We chatted for a while after his arrival at my South shore residence and then headed to the grocery store to pick up something for dinner. My mom being so kind and adorable, had given my brother and I grocery cards with pesos on it to allow us to purchase some groceries while they'd be gone. So I didn't have to rip off my piggy bank wide open just for that "date" if we can qualify it so. We opted for ravioli pastas stuffed with beef and rosée sauce. We chose a cheap rosée wine to accompany that meal on-tha-go. That's when the drama began: we headed home and I was cooking the goddamn thing while Mr. Mike was standing next to me criticizing each action of mine regarding my cooking skills and I got slightly irritated. I'm pretty laidback at anything that I undertake so when it comes to cooking, I don't want to piss myself off with strict rules like "leave pastas in boiling water for a certain amount of time" then "cleanse them into cold water". I'm the kind of fella to just sweeten ma jam the way I want it to taste.

And so we had a subject of discord. What seemed to infuriate him the most was when I decided to put the cooked pastas in the microwave for a few seconds just to reheat the sauce with the pastas. He was like "oh my god, I usually let the sauce stir in a pan and then mix them together, I would nevah use the microwave"! I was like bitch please, it's gonna taste the same ol' thang! Maybe you readers could tell me if I'm the one who's sucky at cooking or if he's a drama queen?! Things got a bit more enjoyable after we started eating. Maybe he was in fact just overly hungry and was eager to eat my sausage instead?!

Our whole "date" was a bit awkward as my brother and his anoying and ass-dumb friends were all scattered around the house making boring jokes and speaking nonsense. I felt shy and embarassed having a date over as even if my bro's friends already knew I was gay, it was uncomfortable having them attending that! During our meal, I got to learn that Mr. Mike had been a real slut last summer! He's been hooking up with dudes he'd meet on his grindr account! I couldn't believe it; I never thought he was like that! I also got to learn that he's been hooking up with a boring dude who could barely get it up and that his other "regular" was a very aggressive black guy who liked to bang him several times during the same night and wouldn't even let him sleep since he was always craving for his ass!!!

I was both reluctant to his stories and excited as I thought he'd whore out for me too! What happened is after we were done with our "rosée meal" or you could dub it "gay meal" (lol), we headed in the basement to watch "Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild"! For those of you who don't know what this movie is, it's actually the sequel to Another Gay Movie and is actually pretty bad and stupid! Thought we have to mention it's a lot of fun, funny and exceedingly gratuitous! This movie features multiple porn stars such as Michael Lucas and Brent Corrigan and also drag queens like Lady Bunny and RuPaul. Amanda Lepore and Perez Hilton also make cameos in the film.

As we were watching that overly gay and horny movie, I was getting really tipsy thanks to rosée wine and horny as well. Up to one point, I couldn't seem to be able to keep my hands on me and my snake in my vivarium. Mike seemed more than uncomfortable and didn't make a single move on me. That didn't stop me from cuddling and spooning him intensely. He would let me do it but didn't really seem to enjoy it. I was getting hornier and madder each minute as I wanted to have sex really badly but he wouldn't make a move nor seemed interested. I found him very "agace" and it anoyed me that he was paying "hard-to-get" on me since I'm his friend. He went on to act this way all night but I was truthfully serious about getting laid and wouldn't let go of his ass. I even slipped my hand in his pants to grab his butt. Like I told you, he would let me do it but didn't seem to enjoy it which made the whole situation really silly.

The movie ended and we both headed upstairs in my bedroom. That's when I thought the action movie would start playing but hey, it turned out he couldn't be that kind of actor and was begging me to leave as he wanted to sleep late tomorrow and didn't want to sleep over. I was getting more and more exhausted and disappointed by him. If we hadn't been sexting, I don't think I would've tried anything on him as he seemed so prude and frigid in bed but hey, girlfriend's been sending me some naughty texts on a regular basis in the last months so I thought I would get to flip his coin but it seems like it's not gonna happen. I saw him at school this week and was like "hi, sorry if I turned out into a crazy rapist, I was drunk". He was like "oh it's okay, no worries". Can you be more constipated?! I guess he'll never pull out his pricks from his poopshoots.

Advertising Campaign part 2

As you have learned in the part 1 of this serie of article, I continued to work with my advertising group despite not being enrolled into the course anymore.

At first, we wanted to build our ad targeting people of Asian roots living in Canada. We thought we could build a solid campaign, print ad and creative theme around that and that it would be easy to reach 1,500 new users (sold units) given this target market.

We started off with a very funny idea; to use Godzilla in our ad and try to create appeal toward the exposed Asian people who would obviously know him, recognize him and possibly favour the ad because of the icon appeal.

As we were very unsure of how much potential this concept would have and how well would the Asian-Canadians respond to this type of imagery, we went to see the teacher seeking for guidance. Not only was he painful to talk to, he would never answer to a question straight and would always feel us dumb for not understanding what he meant and wanted in the paper. It was incredibly frustrating and anoying! The teacher gave us a cue though: our target market was incomplete and unlikely and we needed to find a better one and implement our research.

And that's basically what we did but at first, we didn't know where to start from. And that's when one of the girls -Juliya- said we could target gay men? Or like another specific market like that but do in-depth research about their behaviour, geographic coverage, age range, income and psychographic status. Unsurprisingly, I found that idea very inviting and agreed on the spot. We then decided to target young gay men (my idea) even though their income is usually low since they whether live with their parents and don't work, live with'em and work part-time or work full-time but with a minimum-wage job.

We checked Mitsubishi's car models of the year and wanted to advertise one of the models instead of advertising the brand directly. We agreed that the RVR was a sureshot since there's a very high demand for light trucks in Canada and also because its features are young, practical and that the car could be used for both urban driving or rural crisscrossing.

Mitsubishi RVR car model

We decided that the light blue color would be the one featured in the ad as it looks electric and also soft so the gay might be likely to enjoy it. As we were discussing about what kind of ad we'd build for the gays, I instantly came up with a very raw and sexual idea: "Presenting the Mitsubishi RVR, for a bumpy ride..."!!! LOLLL the girls went laughing like crazy and couldn't handle it whatsoever! I was laughing too and thought I had just coined the funniest slogan of the class! We decided to keep it and make an extended use of it. The girls said that if they'd ever see an advertising with such an obvious sexual allusion, they'd be rolling on the subway floor, laughing!

Of course, you might acknowledge the term "bumpy ride" from Mohombi's song. As we wouldn't want to pay Mohombi an extra-fee for copyrights use, we didn't use "it's gonna be a bumpy ride" but "for a bumpy ride", which is more simple and short. Evidently, who talks targeting gay men implies a bit of homoerotic Art and gay lifestyle. I, Mr. Sex-Addict, didn't want to simply target them in a friendly, politically-correct matter. I thought we could use a steamy picture of a male model and place a smaller pic of the car somewhere on his body with the bumpy ride tagline.

The girls thought my ideas were scatty and insane but agreed to them (how weird lol) and said it was a good idea since it's true that sex sells and that it sells even more among the gay community! I'm sorry to say it that way, I know it won't help us build a better image of our community and might even increase the number of stereotypes and preconceptions people have of the gays. But let's be honest here; it's not completely false to claim that young gay men like to go out in the gay village, log on gay chats and even drop at the nearby sauna and all of this because they're looking for sex. This doesn't mean that gay men only think about sex, I think it's just an illustration of the kind of efforts we need to deploy to meet other gay men and to accumulate the chances of finding Mr. Right to whether start a friendship, a relationship or to achieve intercourse.

Beforehand, we had no clue about if we could use a photo taken somewhere and therefore, feature a well-known model or if we had to make the ad ourselves, starting from scratch and featuring a friend or a drawing. After the girls had asked the teacher about it, I thought about some sexy male models that I already knew and searched for hot photospreads that could be nice to use for our print ad.

As I discovered Dolce und Gabbana model Chad White since two years and have been a fan right from the beginning, I automatically thought of him as the lead model in the ad. I tried to find raunchy photos of him on the web that displayed his rack, his crotch and his "washboards". I found a photoshoot that appeared in Arena Magazine in February 2008. In the photoshoot, we can see Chad in a scantily-clad manner (shirtless and wearing underwear). One of the photos caught my attention more than the other ones.

What's interesting to note is that no matter how hot, good-looking, sexy and masculine this guy is, it seems like most girls would rather see him in a more classy way; not too naked and without all the sexual tension down under. By this I mean that the three girls working with me said "OMG! This is too much! It's like porn!!!". But honestly, most gay guys (all of'em) would be salivating in front of it and would have no objection about it! That's mainly why I believe we can target gay men with much more raw and sexual ads than women, no matter gay, straight or bi. That's because men generally have a higher sex drive than women.

We used the hottest photo (the one that I preferred lol), added the tagline and the Mitsubishi front to it and the result was pretty cool and professional and looked just like I had envisioned it:

I don't know what you guys think of it but I'm more-than-satisfied with it and by this I mean both as a tempting picture that makes me horny but as a good advertising as well! Since I had dropped the course, I could work with the team to do the project, research and type it but I couldn't present the project in front of the class (oral presentation) and I wouldn't have wanted to do it anyway since I wouldn't have been graded. What is so funny is that not only is the print ad overly sexual and graphic, the team had to present it to the teacher and the class!!!!! Imagine how funny it would've been to see that lol!! My friend Mike was in that class with us and accordingly, attended my team's presentation and said he laughed the whole because it was too hilarious for words lol!

Advertising Campaign part 1

Willing to work my ass and complete two summer courses before leaving on vacation, I had decided to take an advertising course (part of my Marketing major) and to re-do my financial accounting class because I had a D- (lol!). I really do not enjoy accounting that much and wouldn't do any class of it if I weren't obligated to but unfortunately, two accounting classes are mandatory and part of the core courses' list of my Bachelor's degree!

And so the summer semester started off pretty good (I was highly motivated) and thought everything would be going on just fine, that I'd catch up on my lateness and leave for Europe happily right after. Little did I know that my Advertising Professor (Harold Simpkins, whom I like to call Harold Shitstinks), was a scumbag who brags about anything and doesn't follow the course outline. I was incredibly saddened and discouraged when I figured out each class would be painful and imply that I would have to sit for two hours and half listening to his nonsense without having a break!!! You read correctly, Mr. Shitstinks said he'd like to finish class earlier because he had one after and then decided to finish ten minutes earlier but not to allocate any pause. OMG how boring his classes were!!

Not only was he only reminiscing his life and experiences (which sucked so badly), he wouldn't show any important slide of his Powerpoint, prefering to go on and on with disconcerted speeches. Three weeks ago, I had a colonoscopy and had to empty my stomach and colon (yummy) but I had a class with him on the day before and since I knew there would be no break and that it would be boring and that my stomach would be growling like a hungy tiger, I resolved to stay home.

He would not allow anyone to come late nor to use his cell phone or computer in class. I mean we're all older than 20 for Christ's sake! Plus it's University; stop being an attention whore and give a class instead of trying desperately to get everybody's attention. Anyways, we had a Midterm exam which seemed super easy especially since he gave the questions in advance and let us prepare for it. I had read the whole manual, attended every class and studied and I failed big time! I was infuriated and so pissed, I couldn't believe it! 

Not only did he corrected more than 80 exams in less than 48 hours, he didn't give us a correction guideline or a handout explaining how he graded us. Therefore, in the left margins, he attributed random numbers to each of my answer like 0, 2, 3, 10, 5. The bastard had taken off more than half the points for each question, leaving me with a glorious final mark of 34%. Sorry but I never, ever, ever ever ever had tha grade in my whole fucking life!!! I really couldn't believe it! 34% is the kinda grade you get when you

1) didn't read the course outline,

2) didn't read the book,

3) didn't attend class,

4) didn't study and

5) didn't answer all the questions.

Given the fact that these five perequisites have been met, I cannot even deem how this kind of calculation could have taken place.

Anyways, let's get too far from the subject, I'll explain you briefly what happened: I was too mad and fed up of these kinds of teachers that I dropped the class (so I didn't fail) but continued to help my team with which I was supposed to work on the group project. Our subject was so interesting and the team was so nice and dynamic that I felt too stupid to drop them and would have also felt really inconsiderate if I had done so.

The goal of our report was to build an advertising campaign for Mitsubishi Motors with the objective to increase sales by 1,500 units. At first, we didn't really know how to seize the project nor didn't know what to do whatsoever lol. We (I) had the idea to use Godzilla in our ad to sell the vehicle to customers. That would've had implied we would've targeted Asian customers in Canada. It seemed so complicated and boring that we rejected the idea and decided to start our project by choosing a target market and then designing an ad for them instead of doing the opposite. One of our group member, Juliya, a sweet Sri Lankan girl, said she thought it could be cool to target gay men. Obviously and unsurprisingly, I agreed at 100% and was even more than willing to build the whole project around that theme (gayness lol).

We then chose our sample and researched about that target market, how to reach them, where do they live, what is their income, which age group would we take, which media would we use, which strategy would we implement, which marketing goals would we forecast, which percentage of the projected market would be aware of the campaign, be interested by the ad or the car model, have the desire to buy it and finally, how many would buy it. We thought (and still do) that our project was the bomb, that it was original and that it seemed relevant since we truly researched about the gay community and about to reach them, what are their trends and also tried to find statistics regarding other data. Despite all of our efforts, Mr. Shitstinks gave us the "well-deserved" (according to him probably) grade of 50%.

Since I wasn't doing the course anymore but was still working on the project, I didn't mind about the grade since it wouldn't affect my scholar performance but I was still disappointed and sad for the girls because they needed good grades and also deserved them.

Presentation of a Canadian Wonder: Tym Röders

I've been introduced to Mr. Röders like two or three years ago via Fugues, a Montreal-based Gay magazine that's mainly focused toward Gay Health, Nightlife, Gay cinema, current venues, shows, and well pretty much everything that relies to the Queer Community and what's in and out.

Aside from the Rocky mountains, Céline Dion, Shania Twain, Québec, British Columbia, the North pole, the maritimes, maple syrup and Jim Carrey, Canada has so much to offer and one of its most lately-discovered wonder is the following: Tym Röders.

You probably all know the old cliché "love at first sight", well I could almost use this to describe you how I felt when I first saw this sexy and incredibly good-looking BC native. What I like most about Tym Röders is that not only is he part of that 2% of the population that was gifted with more-than-handsome features and bodies, he is also involved in the Gay community, which is also his own community. As it's almost becoming a tradition to post an article presenting a model (male or female) each month, I decided that Tym Röders would be the one for May since he's fit for summer and summer's coming up fast and furious!

As you might already know, Mr. Röders is a sometime-model who's graced the covers of mainly Gay and Fitness Magazines. He's also modeled for the underwear campaign of Ginch Gonch. His resume is as diverse as his Fashion portfolio whereas he's worked as a makeup artist, an exotic dancer at Vancouver Gay nightclub Celebrities, a male model, a fitness trainer and probably plenty of other stuff. His modeling career took off pretty much after he won Mr. Priape International back in 2008. That contest was held by famed Montreal-based Gay company Priape who operate in every major city across Canada (which means 4 lol). 

As I knew some of you might be requesting some biological info well Mr. Röders was born in 1983 in Terrace, BC where he grew up along with his brother and his parents who are of English and Dutch descent. He lived there until he celebrated his 18th birthday and then moved to Vancouver to study at Blanche MacDonald Center which is a school for makeup. He trained there and then worked as a makeup artist for Holt Renfrew until someone spotted him and convinced him to give modeling a try. Which he did. He sent pictures of him to Ginch Gonch who immediately got interested and booked him for their 2007 underwear campaign. It's funny how he can be so straight-acting and sometimes über-effiminate!

Being 6'5" (1m95) and weighing 200 lbs, Röders is one hell of a striking hot baby boy who easily get spotted in a crowd lol! You can't really miss him I guess...! Endowed with green eyes, dark blond hair, a tight yet plump ass, ripped abs, long legs and a muscular yet lanky body, Tym Röders is ready to rock yo runway! Unfortunately for him (and for us!), he hasn't been successful at booking major campaigns and didn't succeed at being represented at international agencies in New York City. 

Now modeling part time, dancing at Celebrities on saturday nights and working as a full-time fitness trainer, Röders has an interesting and jet-set life! I will post PLENTY of pictures below along with a clip from Mr. Priape International 2008, the music video for "Postcard from Pasadena" in which Röders makes a cameo along with contact info in case you're living or traveling in the Vancouver area and would like to be trained by such a hot hunk! 

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