Showing posts with label Workout. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Workout. Show all posts

Friday, March 11, 2011

Them Gay Athletes

Okay this article is very cool! I had the idea for this concept while surfing http://fitperez.com/ the other day. There was an article about Anton Hysén, the 20 year-old Swedish Football player who recently admitted that he was gay. Whoa! I thought, that was amazing! It's very couragious to dare come out when you're a professional athlete since Sports are usually seen as manly activities... I just have to remember how I felt when I was in elementary school and nobody wanted to pick me to be in their teams since I was too skinny, uncoordinated and not manly enough to be good at Sports I guess. But you know what? Things changed since the mid '90s because Rodzilla is now quite good at Sports and I guess if I were to make up Sport teams with my friends and acquaintances for an activity, they'd all be wishing for me to team up with them since "The Big Dog" knows the tricks and now has a toned pâté that'll help him defeat his opponents!

Okay so listed below are my Top 6 favourite (and cutest) international queer athletes that are involved into mainstream Sports, not Outgames or Queer-only organizations.

6. Gareth Thomas: He is a true inspiration for gay Rugby fans out there since he's the only one in the Rugby union to be openly gay. Gareth is 6'3" with a killer body, a killer's face, square jaw and masculine features. I guess he might be considered as hot by a couple of bear amateurs or dominant top lovers around the world but unfortunately, he doesn't work for me. As much as I do admire his career and his coming out story, he's not my type and I feel no attraction for him lol! That's why he's my number 6!


5. Steven Davies: At 24 and with huge career opportunities awaiting him, Steven Davies had enough self confidence (and knowledge) to publicly out himself and become the world's first openly gay international cricket player. That's truly admirable. Steven is 5'11" and quite cute, he's got a bright future ahead of him.


4. Justin Fashanu: Being a professional Football player from 1978 to 1998, British Sport icon Justin Fashanu shocked the whole "Sport world" when he came out as gay (he was the first Football player to do so) and was also the first Football player to command a one million pound transfer fee! Sadly enough, Fashanu committed back in 1998 when he was 37 after being accused of sexual assault over a 17 year-old boy from Maryland, USA. He will be remembered as an incredibly talentful athlete and a true inspiration for gay athletes and gay blacks around the world.


3. Billy Bean: Billy Bean is one hell of a sexy jock and that's no secret! In fact, he is so sexy and physically perfect that it gets annoying and tiresome...! The Santa Ana, CA native is a former Major League Baseball player whose name has become notorious especially in 1999 when he made his homosexuality a public affair. After having been involved in professional Baseball from 1987 to 1995 and living his life as a closeted homosexual man, Bean divorced his wife and went on to live with his first lover, Sam. He was torn apart when the latter died of AIDS. Not wanting anyone to know about him being gay, Billy Bean didn't even attend his lover's funeral. He then went on to write a book: Going the Other Way: Lessons from a life in and out of Major League Baseball which dealt with his journey as a closeted national figure. Bean is now a board member of the Gay and Lesbian Athletic Foundation. Truthfully inspirational!

Ouhlala!!!
2. Anton Hysén: Swedish cutie Anton Hysén who plays Football in the fourth division of Stockholm-based Utsiktens BK coached by his father Glenn Hysén recently came out to press claiming: "I am a footballer. And gay. If I perform as a footballer, then I do not think it matters if I like girls or boys". Genuinely enough, Hysén has been able to break through Football at National level and this by still continuing to be honest and true to himself and his feelings. This is remarkable, especially since he's only 20 years old! Such great inspiration for our youth! Plus, notice that the apple didn't fall away from the tree; he's got his father's good looks and is fully edible!


1. John Amaechi: Here's my ultimate favourite, my number one: John Amaechi. You gotta love him! He's hella sexy and seems as hunky and jocky as you could wish a Sportsman to be! At 6'10" (yes, you read correctly, 6'10" (2,08 m)) with 270 lbs of flesh'N muscle, Amaechi is one hell of a giant lol! Being of Nigerian origins, brotha simply happened to be a foot and an inch taller than average men so he enrolled into Basketball at an early age (in his teens) and moved to the States to pursue his dream. During his career, Amaechi has played along with the Cleveland Cavaliers, Orlando Magic, Utah Jazz and the Houston Rockets. He also played for numerous teams in Europe including one in France, Greece, Italy and the UK. Back in 2007, Amaechi became the first NBA player to come out as gay and to speak about his homosexualiy openly. He published his memoirs and emotions regarding the latter in his autobiography entitled Man in the Middle. Can you believe he's been in the closet until his 37th birthday?! That's late! It's probably due to the fact that he was an international Basketball player and was stressed that his sexual orientation would ruin his career. Anyways, enjoy the pics of the steamy John Amaechi:

Thursday, January 20, 2011

It's Showtime

Geez! Can you believe that Karl Lagerfeld's latest whore protégé, Baptiste Giabiconi is about to release a studio album?! Like okay dude, you became a successful model and stuff but can you really sing?! If you ask me, I think his voice is remastered and the whole tune and mix sounds oh-so-studio-pre-manufactured. The video is quite hot (obviously, Baptiste is smoking hot) but hey, the guy really can't speak any English! I litteraly fell off my chair when I heard the "hey man, waz rogne wiz you" line for the first time!!! Those goddamn Frenchies, they're so inhibited. Even though I like to make fun of Baptiste, I have to admit that he's got a lot of chances to become my future husband ;-)!


 
I think we all agree that the main reason for uncle Karl's male models' success is the fact that they sleep with him. Karl himself said in an interview that he finds male models annoying but that when he finds one attractive and nice to work with, he can't get enough of him:


 
The original video was in Deutsch but as y'all germans didn't surf our blog that much, I felt like posting the English translation so that most of the readers (and my three other fellow bloggers) will be able to understand it! Oh I have to say that I really like the fact that uncle Karl is so moody, inconvenient and seems to have a harsh temper! He makes me think of my friend's french grandma who's crazy and lives in Atlanta, GA!!! I met her 2 years ago and will never be able to forget her, uncle Karl is there to remind me of her :-P! I think that when I'll be old, I'll probably be just like Karl; made out of plastic, rude and having sex with younger men. How fabulous?!
--> By looking at the "Beauty of Violence" Artwork by Chanel's guru, one might find it frightening and odd but hey, this is the Fashion World; it's so fucked up and intriguing at the same time!

"The Beauty of Violence"





--> Oh Christ, I wish I had the will to stop eating chocolate cookies, cakes, muffins, brownies and stuffed crust Pizzas. I wish I were just as tone, fit and tight than Baptiste!!! He's got a "corps de va chier"! Translation: His body is so hot that I just wanna tell him: "burn in hell", and all of this because of course, I'm jealous!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Butt Camp

Huh lolz I just found this on the web y'all! How funny?! It's called Butt Camp and is presented as "Harder...Longer and Gayer than Glitter"!!! It's actually not that dumb (you're probably thinking: really?!) since the exercises that they recommand are truthfully good for thy ole butt! Kyle, one of the coaches is quite hot and the cheesy retro softcore porn tone of the vids make me love it even more! That might be a good XXXmas gift!
http://www.buttcampdvd.com/
Trailer:

 
The "Butt-flex" Workout!
 
 
Butt-a-licious

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Swimming Tool

Lemme talk y'all into my new lifestyle: exercising and tonin' my muthafuckin' gaytto body.

That's right, y'all read well, I recently decided I was fed up of looking like a cheap crisp of simili-chicken. It's been years that I'm obsessed about fashion videos with toned and under-fed models rocking the runway. I figured out it was time for me to get a pâté just like them (though I will continue to eat, since bone-skinny men are not that hot).

Okay so having this problem of sweating like a whore in church the moment I wear anything broader than a 1cm² of fabric, I felt like exercising with clothes wasn't my thing. I don't want all my cute white t-shirts to become yellow and smelly, oh HELL NO. So I found out a cheap way (I'm VERY, VERY CHEAP) to do sports, tone and increase my sexiness and thus, my cardio without spending a buck: going to the municipal pool!!! Hurray for me, some dudes look gay and are eatable. I mean you must agree this is a good one:

-I don't have to spend a single buck on anything (it's free with the city pass)
-I get to hunt my next prey and have a preview of what's in it for me
-I get to sweat my life into the too-chlored water
-The only piece of cloth I need to wear is my micro-speedough (a neon-bright Punto Blanco one, bought in Cape Cunt, MA last summer).

So I'll be completely honest with you: it's not that much about doing sports, it's more about living my life as a pervert, showering with other boys and looking goddamn fine!  I highly recommand any lazyass like me to undertake a journey to the nearby swimming pool; it is defenitely worth it. Oh and if the pool has a sauna (or a dark steamed-room), things might get even hotter and wilder. Unlike what RuPaul would tell his Drag Race candidates, always FUCK IT UP!

P.S.: I would like to take this last sentence of my article to make you aknowledge the fact that Terrine hasn't written on the blog since a while, I guess she better keep up (and catch up) if she wants y'all to notice her existence on the blog...!!!

P.S.²: I didn't masturbate in the Stock's bathroom during Fabulous Andy's dirty session trust me; my kidneys were about to release the water blocked by the Hoover Dam!

All-time best "Waterpolo" team

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