RuPaul's Drag Race at Cabaret Mado

So as I forgot to tell you, I went to Varadero and Havana, Cuba last week! But prior to going there, The Big Dog had three big Midterm exams and a few assignments to finish before leaving "La Belle Province" for Fidel Castro's home country. Needless to say that after the two first exams, I was already fed up with studying and only felt like partying, drinking and sleeping. On the tuesday night before I left, I went to Cabaret Mado (Montreal's most famous Drag Queen Cabaret) with Gabuschka and Nadem.

It was actually Valentine's Day and since both of them are in a semi-relationship and I am not, we felt like pairing up and spending the night together. I also need to mention that we were scheduled to work together on the same evening. We didn't make big bucks that night at job but we all didn't care and just felt like partying. 

As soon as we punched out, we left the South shore for the island of Montreal where we'd make our way into the gay village. I had heard a few weeks before that RuPaul wanted to make an amateur competition showcasing the best drag talents across both the States and Canada in order to select the next candidates for his show (RuPaul's Drag Race). Trust me, there's a lot of talent and potential in Montreal, we should at least have one finalist out there. 

I was a bit disappointed to realize that neither RuPaul nor Lady Bunny was there to guest-judge! Sad was I to learn that Lady Bunny was gonna be part of the show the next week (when I'd be in Cuba)! But the show was still really funny, rigged with cracked jokes, laughs and sex appeal! Gabuschka, Nadem and I got incredibly wasted and I couldn't even drive back home afterward! I met the cutest blond twink ever but didn't there to talk to him as The Big Dog may be big, he's shy too goddamnit! I also couldn't help but notice Pierre Fitch's presence at the cabaret. For those of you who don't know him, he's probably the most famous gay porn star in Canada. He's based in Montreal and has his own production company for his porn movies lol. 

I do have to acknowledge the fact that he's cute and sexy but gosh is he short!!! He's 5'6 which means The Big Dog stands at least one head or two above him. Anyways, that was a hell of a night with us meeting and frolicking with a girl called Nadine who was an undespicable lesbian with a trashy accent and attitude (she was from Saguenay Lac Saint-Jean)!

Solidarity, Maybe?

            Okay, I’m writing this up to you because I need to empty my heart from what happened to me at an awful party that I went to last November, or should I say, last decade since just like Fergie would say, it was 2000 and late. Listen very carefully as this is of very importance level.

            As Terrine (my best friend) and I proceeded getting to a shitty party that I had been invited to, I told her I wasn’t sure I still wanted to go but had people HARASSING me to come. Therefore, we went even though.

            We arrived there and it was crowded and messy and my “friends” were already way-too-tipsy. I met this new gay dude called Vincent – I need to put his real name on here ‘cause I’m so full of hate now – which seemed quite nice at the beginning of our night. Lake any other mundane party, it wasn’t that exciting; people were all about to puke their guts, girls were acting whorily, boys were acting douchey. It was crap, literally.

            Having the same liver capacity as Asians for alcohol consumption, I was way-too-tipsy very quick. I started dancing and frolicking and liked it a lot. It was so hot and nasty inside that place that we decided to go outside to take some fresh air. And that’s where the inevitable happened: the seemingly nice dude called Vincent started to insult me like a real cunt, apparently taking benefit out of my tipsiness. By insulting I mean he started to show off like a real princess and act as if I were just a loser while this asshole seemed to be after all along before. He then proved to be even worse: a name-it-diva; he started to tell me that he was so over the gay village because it was “just for desperate horny biotches” and that he didn’t need anything like it because he had a boyfriend and another guypal crazy about him, he pushed it even further by mentioning the fact that Mister Oh-so-Fabulous was studying Physics at McGill. What kinda mothafucka is that?!

            I was very shocked and stunned; I couldn’t understand what I coulda done that made him feel so insecure and cocky. While all of this boring monologue was being dictated, I was so confused and agitated I could barely pull a word through which made me feel so angry afterwards. The douche even ended his monologue by telling me he found himself way more masculine than me!!! Can you annoy me and piss me off a bit more?! I don’t think so!

            Thus, the big question here is: why are other gays so reluctant and bitchy towards other gays? Haven’t we all been prosecuted and laughed at before? So why would we want to do that to our buddies once again? Between our community?!! That’s sado-maso, it’s all I can say.

In fact, The dude pumped me up so much I started feeling like Mike Tyson and thought I was about to punch him real hard. Luckily, I’ve been gentlemanly enough to shut up, pull my thoughts together and LEAVE. If that blog wasn’t intended to be anonymous, I would’ve posted pics of myself and pics of him so that you guys could compare but trust me: I was worth a billion more than him.