Hey all! Since I never wrote an article talking about what I did in London last summer but felt like sharing, I decided to list down all of the fun things I did! Here are the HIGHlights of my stay in the Brit capital:
- Saw how disappointing Fuckingham Palace looked like
- Dipped my feet into the Lady Di memorial fountain
- Had picnic in Hyde Park
- pAArtied with friends at our youth hostel (Smart Russell Square)
- Hooked up with a guy from Colorado in Russel Square (lol)
- Rode the “Underground” on a daily basis during the entire length of my stay
- Replayed the scene of Prince Bald William and Kate’s wedding in front of the Westminster Abbey
- Teased the royal guards who sport them huge furry helmets (two of’em were black!)
- Went to Madame Tussaud’s on a busy day right before taking a flight for Israel
- Met über freundliche und interessante leute
- Drank it up every night with Nizza
- Assisted Nizza’s brother tattoo
- Went to Camden and sashayed toward its market prior to Amy Winehouse’s death
- Was harassed by Queen impersonators
- Didn’t have time to go see the goddamn “Gherkin”!
- Admired the gardens of Regent’s Park
- Got to see how FUCKING GIGANTIC Heathrow airport is!
- Got to pick up on the British accent
- Ate Fish’n Chips at a local pub
- Almost shat my pants at the London Dungeon (it's scary lol)
- Got to see how muddy and brown the Thames river is
- Didn't get to bang Prince Harry
- Got to say "Bullocks" out loud
- Got to ride the Picadilly Subway line service to "Cockfosters" lolll
- Got to see Covent Garden (where Naomi Campbell was discovered)
- Drank Irish ale at the same local pub
- Had to tolerate Terrine’s lack of patience and compliance
- Begged Terrine to walk with me on the Tower Bridge after she had arrived from a whole day of flying across the Atlantic
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| Picadilly Circus |
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| Tha London Eye |
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| My London London Bridge wanna go down... |
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| The infamous Camden Market |
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| inside Madame Tussaud's |
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| In England, Domino's stuffes crusts too! |
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| R.I.P. Amy!!! |
