Song of the Week (March 28th to April 3rd)

This week's song is quite old but hey, there's a purpose for that! So the song that I picked for this week is "Dilemma" by Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland since I have an anecdote for you guys: I went to see American rapper Nelly's concert last friday at the Metropolis with my dear friend Gerv whom I met on a flight from YUL (Montreal) to Paris last summer. I will tell you in more details about the show in an upcoming article. So of course, Nelly's song that is the most memorable is definitely "Dilemma" since it was so catchy and cute compared to most of rappers' songs that are vulgar and yucky where they only talk about bitches, niggaz, money, ghettos, their grillz, their cocks, their attitude, their measurements, their cars and how they want to fight with other rappers tryna steal their street cred! Lol Enjoy guyz!!!

-->The song's most mesmerizing moment (thus my favourite) is definitely the little chipmunk "aww" sound being heard between "I love you" and "I need you" and well throughout the whole song lol!!! Gerv and I had so much fun screaming that during the whole length of the show!

Best Girlfriend Buys a Lapdance for her Boyfriend's Birthday

I need to tell you in details how we managed to celebrate St-Lawrence's 20th birthday. First, we all went to a restaurant at DIX30 (a lil' shopping district in Brossard, QC). Everybody showed there on time (6h30) but I arrived at 9h00 since I was working and that I couldn't finish my shift earlier. I was the last one to show up and the last one to eat lol. St-Lawrence's douce, Fabulous Andy had bought some GARGANTUAN cake from Costco showcasing a Baseball mit as icing. We all stuffed ourselves to death and decided to hop at the World famous Vegas Strip Club in Longueuil, QC.

Agrandir le plan

It was so funny because it was my third time at a female Strip club and probably my hundredth time at whichever kind of Strip club. The Vegas, which is such a classy club, has tranny-looking cheap dancers who strut, lick, tap and most of all, display their stuff on stage while dancing on a strip pole. Almost all of them were dressed with tacky outfits (all purchased at your local Sirens or Baby Phat) which showed their assets and thus, their liabilities (lol, I'm taking an Accounting class, I need to show you what I'm learning)! The clients, which are basically horny young jocks or ugly old fucks, seem to enjoy the show while their firefighters are bursting down South. 

As far as I'm concerned, I find it über-lustig to attend such decadence since I have no reason to be there! The only grip I'd got would be because I'm accompanied by straight people but I'm queer as folk lol! It's funny 'cause I'd just sit there, judge the girls and their pâtés, laugh at dumb straight guys, spend my tip for overly expensive sweet drinks and enjoy myself. I have to say that last time I went there, it was before Fabulous Andy and I would end up in a turmoil and I had a hell of a good time since Cherry paid her stripper friend to do me a lapdance which she did with too much joy! Léa, whose real name is Vanessa... so original and different, originates from Sorel, QC which is the worst crapsack in Quebec in terms of miseducation, prositution, gambling, rambling and corruption. It is also a Hell's Angels' haven. Léa does her hometown justice by being up to the expectations of everybody regarding her upbringing; she has no class, a bad mouth and no teeth...!!! Okay, that was mean and I know it, Entschuldigung or even Alstublift if you prefer!

I have to say that even though Léa gave me a hell of a lapdance (lolz), I wish it was that mysterious Nubian princess that had danced and giggled on top of me. I don't know her name nor anything but all I know is she's made out of chocolate, is 5'11", as long legs, a fashionable face, cute ass'N tits and I can't but wonder why isn't she a Fashion model instead of a stripper?! Especially since the former is a lot more rewarding and could provide her a long-term partnership with Fashion moguls and a place as a Fashion icon like Naomi Campbell, Iman, Alek Wek, Tyra Banks, Oluchi Onweagba and Kimora Lee Simmons. Okay maybe I'm freaking out but I truly believe she could do wonders as a model with her perfect body and face and I find it saddening that she is a stripper. Mevrouw Huppe was with us last saturday and she agreed that Nubian Princess is the hottest gal in the bar. Plus sista's got attitude; Cherry told me that she was once insulted by a client and that she threw a glass bottle on him which broke into thousands of pieces!

Let's go back to St-Lawrence here since it was his birthday. Fabulous Andy, his girlfriend ought to be the nicest and coolest girlfriend ever since she had the very funny idea to buy her boyfriend a lapdance for his birthday! Pouah!!! She asked him to pick the two hottest strippers and that she would ask them to dance for him. St-Lawrence and I must have very asimilar taste for women (and even men lol) because I really found his choice disgusting and would have chosen Nubian Princess instead! I'm tellin' y'all folks: if I ever go back to the Vegas soon and that Nubian Princess is there, I'mma buy myself a lapdance by her, she's too hot. Oh and I'll tell her that I find her really gorgeous and that she should be a model!

--> For St-Lawrence's Brithday, I gave him a personalized B-Day card just to tease him since he almost shares the same birth date than MC. Look at the following:

 

 

Dem March B-Dayz!!!

March may be a month where the weather is god-awful and the last one before all the undergrad University students get scared and stressed for their upcoming finals but it's also the month where a lot of dear Freunden and celebrities were born! That's why instead of writing an article about my simili-desperation, my fatigue and my lack of motivation, I'll shut up, suck it up and wish a Happy Birthday to all my friends who were born during the month of March.

That includes long-time acquaintance Barabie who was my neighbour when I was young and now lives in Mérida, Mexico with her Maya husband and their two kids, St-Lawrence who just turned 20 (wut a lil' baby), my Lebanese friend Mira, my half-Dutch vriend Mevrouw Hoeven, my annoying colleague under the Hut Amélie, maybe some more but also... the one and only, Miss Mariah Carey!!!!!!!! That's it guyz, U heard it right, Mimoo just turned 41. OMFG! She's getting really old mijn God! But we have to point it out, she's a smoking hot old bag who is about to give birth to her twinsies.

Actually, Mrs. Carey Cannon or wuteva, had a "false alarm" yesterday when she thought she was going into labour because she felt contractions while it was basically her twinsies that were playing "unblock the water from mommy's dam (her kidneys). Poor Mimi, that must have caused her some chichi. Anyways, I love them all and as a present for your eyes dear readers, I will post a lovely pic from Mariah's belly that she took yesterday (on her birthday) which showcases her ENORMOUS pregnant stomach and a painted butterfly (her favourites) half blue and half pink for her son-to-be and daughter-to-be. Imagine how funny it would have been if Mariah had given birth to her twins on her own birth date! They would have been three to share the same birthday thus leading Nick Cannon into bankruptcy each end of March!!! Lolz

"Dem babies" van Mariah en Nick

A wet'N dripping Brithday card that I wish someone would give me for my Birthday lolz!

Song of the Week (March 20th to March 27th)

Okay this song is particularly cheesy but hey, I LOVE it!!! Lol, my new gay bro' Mike showed that to me recently and I have to say it's pretty gut! Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls decided to go solo (a while ago) but she's finally taken the plonge and just released her first studio album as a solo act. It's entitled "Killer Love" and is quite surprising. Nicole actually wrote most of the songs on the album and used her powerful voice to belt on all tracks. "Don't Hold Your Breath" is the first single and is currently #1 in the UK. I like the fact that the song is quite catchy and talks about love in a sad way since I just can't bear them songs about how much the singer loves his/her partner and shiz; "The Big Dog" ain't got nobody so don't provoke me! Anyways y'all, sorry to post this late; I'm busy with my goddamn studies and I need to catch up because my final exams are in two weeks and I better have good grades for Christ's sake! I have to confess that I can't wait for this fucking month of march to be over; it's been the worst month of my life so far! Amen on that.

P.S.: On a more positive note, it was K's birthday last saturday and it's Mariah and St-Lawrence's birthdays on the 27th and the 28th, let's wish them Happy Birthday since I love'em all! 

Gucci Spring Campaign

In the same range than my last Fashion article about Dolce & Gabbana's latest Spring ad, I want to show you how Gucci managed to commercialize its brand and über-famous clothing. By looking at them pictures, I do find that Gucci did an even better job with their ads since we can see and admire their clothing a lot better than in Dolce und Gabbana's since their ad is not in black'N white (hard to know the colours of the clothes). Also, the definition of the pictures is easier to look at and the clothes are highly emphasized which is quite smart considering the fact that they sell clothes, not models!

Their collection seems to be even better than ever, with very elegant beige dresses and outfits for women with a lot of details but also a lot of vibrant colours like green, purpe and red. I LOVE the combination since it looks elegant and sophisticated but is also cheerful and playful. It could be worn both as business apparel or as evening dress. The men's clothing seems okay, but of course, they don't show the their clothes too much as they know it's better to display a shirtless male model on their ads next to a fully-dressed female model! Lol I can't blame them: I would do the same and God knows we like the result! The photos are courtesy of http://models.com/ and are of Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott. All of the models that are featured in the ad are unknown to me, but I do have to say that I find them really attractive. Their names are the following: Karmen Pedaru, Gen Huismans, Nikola Jovanovic, Joan Smalls and Hailey Clauson.

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Psychiatry part 2

A few minutes before Johanne finally left, she was staring at Terrine and she said: "you're way too young to be sorrowful and depressed, what happened to you? Were you heartbroken?" so Terrine replied with a pitiful "yes". Johanne then said "oh me too! let's talk about it! it's the third time it happens to me and it's killing me, especially when everything works you know, the genes, the chemistry, the chromosomes and all that crap!". Lolz I'm so glad that I met Johanne!

K-Pax featuring Kevin Spacey

Oh and one other patient, whose name was supposedly "K-Pax", just like the movie, went on to write a whole prophecy. The prophecy was entitled "La Venue" or the arrival. It was following the lives of Emilie, Emy, Emile and Emilia who were a merry family whose destiny was to be capsized by the implosion of all the "powers, the sciences and the universal knowledge of the planet" being given to Emile, the father of the family. His prophecy was ridiculously comical and ended with famed French guru Raël's aliens (the Éloïms) invading planet earth in the end!!! Can you believe this?! I couldn't lol! I was about to read it to Terrine, St-Lawrence, Cherry and Fabulous Andy when he came into Terrine's room and told me to read it out loud with intonation! The dude is crazy in an insane way (not like me, I'm supposedly crazy in a good way) and believes he's K. Pax from the 2001 sci-fi movie of the same name! He thinks he's from another planet and legally added a "Pax" as a middle name to his full name! There were also some drawings on the walls which had been done by no one else than him and featured his hilarious "Pax" signature! I'm guessing this one will probably never roam free in the streets no more! He seems like a threat to society!

Nonetheless, there were some positive outcomes from Terrine's internment whereas it brought her close to her family and friends plus we had the chance to all come together to see her and support her because honestly, this kind of unfortunate condition could happen to anybody. You have to acknowledge it. What struck me and literally freaked me out was when I took a little walk with Terrine in the hallway and saw two of my regular clients at Pizza Hut!!! One of them is named Sylvie and she's unbearable! I've been waiting her since two years and I can't stand her! She's really annoying and über-bizarre, you just don't want to meet her! Oh and when we saw her, she was sitting on a chair at a table in the middle of the common space and had her feet on the table and her whole body all twisted and folded in a very strange way. My friends can't stop making jokes about her flexibility now! This is all very interesting but it will lead to a future article entitled "Sylvie The Crazy Fool"!

But let me talk to you in more details about my High School friend who was interned there. I'll call him Savage. He had always been quite normal until a month ago when he began to have hallucinations; he began thinking it was World War III and thought he'd be attacked and shot by the government under a global conspiracy. I know it sounds funny but it's not since he really believes it. He first told his parents and they freaked out so they decided to bring him to the hospital to seek treatment and help. Savage is actually very mad at them for bringing him there and he thinks his psychiatrist is the one who's crazy. K and I felt so bad about his situation; we know him since High School. That's why we decided to bring him a little reviver: "Maxim" magazine! Lol we thought it would entertain and relax him to stare at hot girls not wearing that much fabric! So now when I come to visit Terrine, I also go see Savage, Sylvie and Pax! I have a heavy schedule ahead of me!!!

Anyways, that was one of the funny parts of the psychiatric section but of course, there were some lesser funny ones like when you consider the fact that they're all under medication and seeing a psychiatrist everyday. Unfortunately, Terrine is back there for another week but I know she'll eventually cope. I'm all hopes about it!

Psychiatry part 1

Trust me, I now have a lot to say about the latter since I spent my whole week last week visiting my best friend Terrine at the Psychiatric section of the hospital where she's hospitalized (because of depression and exhaustion). And tain't no lil' thang y'all! There are in fact a lot of über-fucked up people who are interned there! Some of them are psychotic, some others are schizophrenic... you get the picture. What's even weirder is that the first time I went to see her, I was a bit lost in the hospital so I was thriving everywhere to find her pavillon and then as I was exiting the elevator to get to the section where he room was, I bumped into an old friend of mine whom I befriended during my High School days. My reaction was a bit awkward since I didn't expect to meet anyone that I know so when he asked me who I was visiting (he knew that I was visiting 'cause I had a whole bag full of presents and a big flower bouquet in my hands lol) I said Terrine and then I gently returned the question to him to get to know who his parents and him were visiting (he was accompanied by his parents).

That's when it hit me: he wasn't actually visiting someone, his parents were visiting him because, as said his mom: "he didn't feel really good last week"... I didn't really know what to think of that and felt a bit ill-at-ease requesting for an explanation so I didn't! That's when the elevator's doors closed so I just had the time to wave goodbye and proceeded into Terrine's section and went directly into her room. Suprisingly, her room wasn't all goofy or even nearly as ugly as I would have thought it to be (lol)! Because for me, hospitals are creepy and viruses and bacterias-infected and I hate going there because I don't like the morbid vibe that emanates from these health care centers! Logically, I feel like if you're healthy, you shouldn't have to go there, that is unless you're only passing a test or something. But of course, one shouldn't judge too quickly since you can have to go there for various reasons (like an operation; I'm having one on friday... not so eager!). 

Okay so I need to give you more details and hints about this kind of place. So as I said, Terrine's room was a light blue, well-lit peace haven sitting by a nice window with cute little white curtains framing it. She was also gifted with a very sweet 45 year-old room-mate whose name was Johanne. Johanne was something lemme tell ya! First, she didn't really look like 45, more like 33, she had a lot of hair (it made her look like a diva), she had huge boobs, an ass like J. Lo's, a smoker's voice and an overly sexual, over-the-top persona! I loved me some of her lol! The first day Terrine was hospitalized along with her, Johanne told her that she was really bored during the first weeks internment and that she missed men...! She told her that ever since she discovered the place's nice showers, she couldn't let go of her body and was always eager to be the first patient to shower...!!! Lol she was über-funny! Terrine was so depressed, she didn't even get it the first time she talked to her about it but after three or four times... she got the picture!

Oh and Johanne was always telling Terrine that she was lucky! She'd be like "oh so you're a student at University, do your parents pay for your tuition fees?" and Terrine would reply "yes they do" and Johanne would go "chanceuse!" (which means lucky you!). She'd then say "you have gorgeous redish lips, did you put some gloss on them?" and Terrine would say "no" so Johanne would go gaga and say: "oh so your lips are naturally a little red? Chanceuse!". She'd also tell Terrine "oh you have so many flowers and chocolates, chanceuse!". Terrine also recounted a time when they were both watching a Disney movie, I think it was Nemo and then two of the main characters (which were animals lol) fell in love and kissed each other which led Johanne saying: "oh look at them, they fall in love instantly like that, CHANCEUX!" (plural form of lucky you) lol!!! Oh and the last day she was there, she had gotten the news that she would leave during the evening so she was all ecstatic but slightly sad at the same time since she was leaving Terrine alone. So while K (my fabulous Chinese Freundin), Terrine and I were chatting on Terrine's bed, Johanne handed us a picture of her, which was in fact a joker playing card featuring a photo of a scantily clad young Johanne with a lion's mane of bleached hair and her joyful boobies. She then stated that she was very hot'N sexy when she was younger and that she had been out with wealthy men who had brought her to marvelous trips around the States, Caribbean and Europe!

Dolce und Gabbana's Spring 2011 Ad

I just saw these images on http://www.models.com/ and loved them instantly! I really like the concept that Dolce und Gabbana's creative team (which includes Dennis Freedman and Tabitha Simmons) has picked for their latest campaign. It looks very Morocco 1950. Makes me think of the movie "Casablanca" lol! Even though I'm usually in awe when I see some skin from all the sexy boys'N girls who model in these ads, I can appreciate the fact that they didn't show too much this season. I believe it is classier this way and looks less tacky. I'm guessing Dolce & Gabbana's had enough controversy in the past; it seeks to just expand its brand and keep long-term satisfaction from its faithful customers around the world without risking their reputation and notoriety. Featured in the ad are Brazilian sensations Izabel Goulart and Alessandra Ambrosio. The two hottest dudes are David Gandy and Noah Mills (the steamy Italian hunk that fucked with Samantha in Sex & the City 2). Photographer Steven Klein did a marvelous job on this one! Enjoy the sassy yet savvy pictures!

Eau de Shit... Lol

Lolz I've been through a lot of shit in my life but I've never read shitty news like that! Can you believe someone was crazy enough to make a perfume out of his own poop?! You read correctly, dear reader, London-based artist Jammie Nicholas came up with the relatively audacious idea to create a perfume containing extracts from his own crap!

Indeed, the exentric entrepreneur had to go through a week long process of extracting the "essential oils" from the "various raw materials" he's digested (lol) and then proceeded to use pipes and containers to load the "eau de shit" into perfume jars! Incredible, simply raw'N raunchy! The perfume is entitled "Surplus" because according to Nicholas: "[he] didn’t want to be like all the other schmucks and translate something from English into French just to sound glamourous". Another thing that he said which is true is that the word surplus means the same thing in both English and French so it cancels the romantic "surplus" (lol) of the French language.

Apparently, Nicholas was inspired by a book called "The History of Shit"  written by the French writer Dominique Laporte. The book in question focuses on faeces and its social and theoretical influence and the role that it sometimes gets as a material in cosmetics. Pleasant smells were used to cover bad smells (duh, this one is a no-brainer) so it could supposedly be brillant to come up with such an idea that bad smells could cover pleasant smells! LOL this guy is an original! Who else could've thought of that one? You really gotta be Einstein to be able to come up with something like that right?! Hell to tha no!

Can you believe his perfume is actually being sold at 80 bucks?! That's right, $80 for a bottle filled with crap-infected perfume. Jammie Nicholas has reportedly produced 85 bottles of the perfume and has already sold 25 of'em! It's already miraculous that someone would be willing to pay such a high price for something like that! I gotta admit that if it were 5 dollars, I'd be willing to buy three bottles just to have a hell of a laugh lol!!! But 80 bucks? U gotta be outta yo goddamn mind! I have one word to express my feelings when I read that news: SHIT!

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Let's hope the model didn't actually spread Jammie Nicholas's poop on herself for the photoshoot! And if that is the case, then I hope she was paid as high as Gisele Bündchen would have been paid for a global campaign!



Song of the week (March 14th to March 20th)

The song that I have chosen to be the "song of the week" is quite hot'N uptempo. I first heard it thanks to Mevrouw Huppe when we were together in Cuba two weeks ago. I know the song dates back to last summer but hey, "The Big Dog" was slightly too busy to work, travel and go to school so he didn't really have that much time to hear the hot joints of the summer lol!!!

That being said, I realized that I need to go out a lot more. First if I want to meet hot dudes, second if I wanna have a good time with friends, third if I want to drink and fourth if I seek to improve my dancing skills. Nonetheless, one of the things that make me hesitate about going out is the fact that I'm really cheap so I don't want to spend too much pesos on booze, cover charge and coat check... Such a big dilemma! Actually not because I have so many things to do and catch up with, I don't even have the time to think about my lack of night life!

What's really cool about our song of the week's music video is that it reminds me of how horny I get whenever I take the plane; I mean there are never more than just a few cute guys but the ones that are truly cute, are fucking cute lol! So I keep staring at them or lift my chin up tryin' to see them and eye'em up. The clip also reminds me of my trip to Cuba two weeks ago lol! Oh and the plane looks so crappy in the music video that it serves as a wink to all the shitty and cheap flights I've booked in the last two years lol! I've mainly traveled with the baddest companies that have the cheapest air fares available! Examples of such are Ryanair, CanJet, WestJet, DELTA (lol), Air Transat and American Airlines. Oh I really gotta tell you that WestJet is freaking overrated and that I HATE it with all my heart! I had a 6-hour flight from Montreal to Vancouver, I had paid 600$ and couldn't get free food during the flight and all of their tvs didn't work. Trust me: that's bad! Oh and another airline that I have taken and didn't really enjoy: Scandinavian Airlines. Sorry to say it but it's true; they charge very high prices for their plane tickets and don't even provide you a free cup of water during your flight! That's the worst thing that's happened to me! If I had to name the best airline that I have flown with, that is in terms of value, service and price, I would say that Air Berlin rocks! It's very good and not that expensive!

Anyways, I'll shut up, hope you enjoy "Love Comes Around" by Eric Chase!

Gisele Bündchen in Rio de Janeiro's Infamous Carnival

La Gisele

That's amazing! Brazilian supermodel and Fashion icon Gisele Bündchen was part of the carnaval of Rio de Janeiro last week! I'm so jealous of all the people who've had the chance to attend it! I definitely ought to see the Rio carnival at least once in my life! Seems crazy! I believe that it must have been even hotter with hottie 30-some Gisele being part of the parade! She was in fact dancing Samba along with other dancers from Rio's Vila Isabel Samba school float, that's really nice!

 I read somewhere on the web that she took multiple Samba lessons before participating in the carnival as she was nervous to be compared to all the other performers of the carnival who are, in some cases, professional dancers...! Posted below are two videos of Gisele's performance so that you can have an idea of how it looked like. I personally think she did great! Sista's got some sexy'N tight hips and knows how to use'em ;-)!

The model, who gave birth to her first son Benjamin during 2010 traveled along with her husband, American Football player Tom Brady. Oh and for the record, Rio's carnival is the world's biggest, attracting more than 2 million people per day roaming on the streets and its first carnival was held back in 1723! Outstanding!!!

In case you understand Portuguese:

--> Also present at the über-notorious annual event were the following:

Will.i.am from the very-annoying band The Black Eyed Peas

Believe it or not, our national Canadian mess Pamela Anderson went down South to strip down once again!

Sexy British actor Jude Law decided to go shop for some meat while in Brazil

-->Delight for your eyes: More pics of "La Gisele":

Bromance

Interestingly enough, I have had the opportunity to find out about a new "relationship trend" while blogging about my last "song of the week" article. That is: Bromance. The word is a portemanteau of the words bro (brother) and romance.

If I understood correctly, bromance would be a "close but non-sexual relationship between two (or more) men, a form of homosocial intimacy". In other words, it would happen when two men are quite close to each other and share similar thoughts and interests and are best buddies. They can engage into physical testimony of affection as hugging and stuff but won't lead to sexual intercourse. Sounds quite cool to me! That's exactly what I need right now: a close male friend, not a boyfriend nor an acquaintance. I'm definitely not in the state of mind to have a boyfriend at the moment and I've come to the point where I think true love has to begin with genuine friendship since it has to imply deep connection and knowledge of one another... How cheesy?! But it's true goddamn it!

Good examples of contemporary bromances would be Brad Pitt and George Clooney, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, Paul Walker and Vin Diesel and Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine. Bromance can exist in three different situations: Straight-straight, Straight-gay, Gay-gay. Bromances occur when two male feel deeply attached to one another, similar to blood brothers; they'd be willing to die for one another. But this doesn't mean they would like to sleep with one another or get into physical intimacy. Examples of Straight-gay bromances would be Kris Allen and Adam Lambert, both from American Idol; the two have become close friends and would relie onto each other during the whole length of the competition. Gay-gay bromances are probably more rare since gays have very high sex drives and always seek to get laid with one another... Did I just write that? Oh that's so bitchy of me but hey, that's true! I'm not sayin' I'd like to sleep with any other gay dude but sometimes, my whore-mones burst and I'm like: brotha please! LOL!

I guess the best example of Gay-gay bromance that I could give you would be my gaysian friend Yun and I; we met last summer during our two-week pre-University entry and became best buds since then. Neither one of us is interested to become a thing with the other; our relationship is strictly platonic and it feels good that way! I mean I can count on him to be there for me, cheer me up and gossip along with me while I know he won't stab me in my back like a lot of other queens and I know he'll understand my feelings since he's gay as well... U know walamine?! I am actually going through the worst semester of my life and Yun is there to support me and I'm very thankful for that! Sometimes you need someone to pat you on the back and tell you that you're able to succeed... sometimes I have doubts about my abilities you know?! I am not sayin' I couldn't enjoy having a bromance with a straight dude; I think it could be possible, the only thing is I am usually reluctant towards straight dudes because I feel like they wouldn't understand my feelings and find me weird. Anyways, enough of that! We all need to cheer up and find some good friends in order to get through the bad times and see the light at the end of the tunnel! Because believe it or not, there is one!

George Clooney & Brad Pitt

best friends for life : Ben Affleck & Matt Damon



Star Trek's Chris Pine & Zachary Quinto



Fast & Furious's Vin Diesel & Paul Walker

PolskaVodka: My Boots Are Gonna Walk All Over You ;-) (and you’d better like it!)

For those of you who don’t know, Rod and I are frequent visitors to one of the best drag queen shows around, MADO. The other night this fact got me wondering... When did my fascination with drag begin? And as I thought back, beyond RuPaul and her recent Drag Race, I remembered my first contact with drag, and would you believe it, it was a Brit film! The movie is called “Kinky Boots” and was released in 2005. Wow, what a little kid I was back then! So young and innocent... And yet already paving a future of cabaret shows at Mado ;)

For those of you who stick your noses up at British cinema, I say “move over bitches boys and girls, there’s a new diva in town, and her name is LOLA”. The plot revolves around two characters, Charlie Price (played by Joel Edgerton), whose family has always owned a prestigious shoemaking factory in Britain, and Simon, whose alter ego is the fabulous and one-of-a-kind Lola (both played by Chiwetel Ejiofor), a drag queen. When Simon’s father dies, he is at a loss to figure out how to save his family’s company, until a chance encounter with Lola opens up a drag-sized closet of possibilities! Through the traditional drama and the spectacular performances by Lola and her queens, the whole cast ends up on the catwalk in none other than Milan! Can you say “Ooh la la Lola”?

Chiwetel Ejiofor received a nomination for Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical by the Hollywood Foreign Press, but unfortunately the award went to Joaquin Phoenix for his portrayal of Johnny Cash in “Walk the Line”. “Kinky Boots” was not his first film however; his extensive filmography includes Okwe in “Dirty Pretty Things” (2002), Peter in “Love Actually” (2003), Bill Mitchell in “Inside Man” and Luke in “Children of Men” (2006), Adrian Helmsley in “2012” (2009) and Peabody in the awful “Salt” (2010).

The unexpected fashion icon also posed for King Magazine in 2008, and let me tell you that brotha’ cleans up good! I love the Lenny Kravitz-ish look, don’t you?

the steamy Chiwetel Ejiofor (his name is hard to pronounce, at least I only have to write it!)

Lenny Kravitz himself

Song of the Week (March 7th to March 13th)

This week's song isn't fresh from the month but is really good and is only starting to be popular here in North America since the joint is from Swedish DJ Tim Berg (I love them Swedes!). It's called "Seek Bromance" and is the lyrical version of its predecessor "Bromance". I just love it! The two guys in the video are really cute and the blond one makes me think of one of my latest crushes lol! The dude is half-French Canadian and half-Danish and he's hella hot. My black sista and I have nicknamed him "Muffin" since he's sweet and edible lol!

After considering this song as song of the week, I then proceeded to do my own little research about the artist who produced the song and also about the content and main subject of the song: Bromance. Before reading about it on Wikipedia (lol!), I didn't know anything about bromance and didn't even know it was a real term; I thought it had been coined only for the purpose of the song! I've been so stunned by how amazing this type of relationship is that I will make it the subject of my next article! Enjoy the song:

Them Gay Athletes

Okay this article is very cool! I had the idea for this concept while surfing http://fitperez.com/ the other day. There was an article about Anton Hysén, the 20 year-old Swedish Football player who recently admitted that he was gay. Whoa! I thought, that was amazing! It's very couragious to dare come out when you're a professional athlete since Sports are usually seen as manly activities... I just have to remember how I felt when I was in elementary school and nobody wanted to pick me to be in their teams since I was too skinny, uncoordinated and not manly enough to be good at Sports I guess. But you know what? Things changed since the mid '90s because Rodzilla is now quite good at Sports and I guess if I were to make up Sport teams with my friends and acquaintances for an activity, they'd all be wishing for me to team up with them since "The Big Dog" knows the tricks and now has a toned pâté that'll help him defeat his opponents!

Okay so listed below are my Top 6 favourite (and cutest) international queer athletes that are involved into mainstream Sports, not Outgames or Queer-only organizations.

6. Gareth Thomas: He is a true inspiration for gay Rugby fans out there since he's the only one in the Rugby union to be openly gay. Gareth is 6'3" with a killer body, a killer's face, square jaw and masculine features. I guess he might be considered as hot by a couple of bear amateurs or dominant top lovers around the world but unfortunately, he doesn't work for me. As much as I do admire his career and his coming out story, he's not my type and I feel no attraction for him lol! That's why he's my number 6!

5. Steven Davies: At 24 and with huge career opportunities awaiting him, Steven Davies had enough self confidence (and knowledge) to publicly out himself and become the world's first openly gay international cricket player. That's truly admirable. Steven is 5'11" and quite cute, he's got a bright future ahead of him.

4. Justin Fashanu: Being a professional Football player from 1978 to 1998, British Sport icon Justin Fashanu shocked the whole "Sport world" when he came out as gay (he was the first Football player to do so) and was also the first Football player to command a one million pound transfer fee! Sadly enough, Fashanu committed back in 1998 when he was 37 after being accused of sexual assault over a 17 year-old boy from Maryland, USA. He will be remembered as an incredibly talentful athlete and a true inspiration for gay athletes and gay blacks around the world.

3. Billy Bean: Billy Bean is one hell of a sexy jock and that's no secret! In fact, he is so sexy and physically perfect that it gets annoying and tiresome...! The Santa Ana, CA native is a former Major League Baseball player whose name has become notorious especially in 1999 when he made his homosexuality a public affair. After having been involved in professional Baseball from 1987 to 1995 and living his life as a closeted homosexual man, Bean divorced his wife and went on to live with his first lover, Sam. He was torn apart when the latter died of AIDS. Not wanting anyone to know about him being gay, Billy Bean didn't even attend his lover's funeral. He then went on to write a book: Going the Other Way: Lessons from a life in and out of Major League Baseball which dealt with his journey as a closeted national figure. Bean is now a board member of the Gay and Lesbian Athletic Foundation. Truthfully inspirational!

Ouhlala!!!

2. Anton Hysén: Swedish cutie Anton Hysén who plays Football in the fourth division of Stockholm-based Utsiktens BK coached by his father Glenn Hysén recently came out to press claiming: "I am a footballer. And gay. If I perform as a footballer, then I do not think it matters if I like girls or boys". Genuinely enough, Hysén has been able to break through Football at National level and this by still continuing to be honest and true to himself and his feelings. This is remarkable, especially since he's only 20 years old! Such great inspiration for our youth! Plus, notice that the apple didn't fall away from the tree; he's got his father's good looks and is fully edible!

1. John Amaechi: Here's my ultimate favourite, my number one: John Amaechi. You gotta love him! He's hella sexy and seems as hunky and jocky as you could wish a Sportsman to be! At 6'10" (yes, you read correctly, 6'10" (2,08 m)) with 270 lbs of flesh'N muscle, Amaechi is one hell of a giant lol! Being of Nigerian origins, brotha simply happened to be a foot and an inch taller than average men so he enrolled into Basketball at an early age (in his teens) and moved to the States to pursue his dream. During his career, Amaechi has played along with the Cleveland Cavaliers, Orlando Magic, Utah Jazz and the Houston Rockets. He also played for numerous teams in Europe including one in France, Greece, Italy and the UK. Back in 2007, Amaechi became the first NBA player to come out as gay and to speak about his homosexualiy openly. He published his memoirs and emotions regarding the latter in his autobiography entitled Man in the Middle. Can you believe he's been in the closet until his 37th birthday?! That's late! It's probably due to the fact that he was an international Basketball player and was stressed that his sexual orientation would ruin his career. Anyways, enjoy the pics of the steamy John Amaechi: