Lolz I've been through a lot of shit in my life but I've never read shitty news like that! Can you believe someone was crazy enough to make a perfume out of his own poop?! You read correctly, dear reader, London-based artist Jammie Nicholas came up with the relatively audacious idea to create a perfume containing extracts from his own crap!
Indeed, the exentric entrepreneur had to go through a week long process of extracting the "essential oils" from the "various raw materials" he's digested (lol) and then proceeded to use pipes and containers to load the "eau de shit" into perfume jars! Incredible, simply raw'N raunchy! The perfume is entitled "Surplus" because according to Nicholas: "[he] didn’t want to be like all the other schmucks and translate something from English into French just to sound glamourous". Another thing that he said which is true is that the word surplus means the same thing in both English and French so it cancels the romantic "surplus" (lol) of the French language. Apparently, Nicholas was inspired by a book called "The History of Shit" written by the French writer Dominique Laporte. The book in question focuses on faeces and its social and theoretical influence and the role that it sometimes gets as a material in cosmetics. Pleasant smells were used to cover bad smells (duh, this one is a no-brainer) so it could supposedly be brillant to come up with such an idea that bad smells could cover pleasant smells! LOL this guy is an original! Who else could've thought of that one? You really gotta be Einstein to be able to come up with something like that right?! Hell to tha no!
Can you believe his perfume is actually being sold at 80 bucks?! That's right, $80 for a bottle filled with crap-infected perfume. Jammie Nicholas has reportedly produced 85 bottles of the perfume and has already sold 25 of'em! It's already miraculous that someone would be willing to pay such a high price for something like that! I gotta admit that if it were 5 dollars, I'd be willing to buy three bottles just to have a hell of a laugh lol!!! But 80 bucks? U gotta be outta yo goddamn mind! I have one word to express my feelings when I read that news: SHIT!
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| Let's hope the model didn't actually spread Jammie Nicholas's poop on herself for the photoshoot! And if that is the case, then I hope she was paid as high as Gisele Bündchen would have been paid for a global campaign! | <>
