Happy New Year!!!

I'm just writing this down quickly before going to work (yes, I'm working on the 31st)! I just wanna wish happy new year to all of my regular readers (like you Nizza ;-)) and actually anyone who has already read my blog in the past, Rodzilla owes one to you! I started this blog back in January 2011 which means the upcoming month will mark its one-year anniversary.

2011 has been a very intense year for me; it was packed with surprises, unexpected events all of which were for the most pleasurable or at least the ones that were have been able to erase the damages caused by the less pleasurable ones. I had the opportunity to travel down south back in Feburary, travel all across Europe last summer, get a glimpse of Israel and the Middle East and a flavour from Northen Africa: Morrocco. I was also blessed to celebrate Christmas with the Norwegian love of my life Nizza, and hopped to New York in a New York minute last week. 

I have completed one third of my bachelor's degree, got myself a new job, a new bod and plenty of new friends across the globe. I hope y'all have had just as much of an awesome year as me and for the ones of you who didn't, stop thinking about it as tonight will put an end to it! Let's all celebrate together! Jeg elsker deg! ;-)

Fatty Fat Fat Wants to Pat My Sack

The matter discussed in this article is of major concern for the gay male alpha.

Two weeks ago, right before Rodzilla had his first final exam, he needed to refresh his mind, have some fun and get laid. These very primary needs ought to be satisfied in this very order and on a constant basis otherwise no gay male alpha can keep up with today's society's trends, fashions, lifestyles or even reach happiness.

A few months ago, I was desperate and sex-deprived so I had joined an online dating website (again) and had met a baklava named Waleed. He seemed nice, polite, well-mannered and had some skills at dirty talking and phone sex. What fell out of my jurisdiction is the fact that Waleed was fat. That's it fellas, not chubby nor slightly coated, just plain F.A.T. I would even go on to say he was obese... I'm not even kidding!

Even though I had promised myself to never bugger an obese person, it seems like I cannot respect my own rules as I did meet him and spent an evening with him. He was genuinely kind and interesting and also very clever as he was a Law student at the supposedly prestigious School of Law of McGill University. Oh I need to mention that he was a Jordanian Christian from Amman! I like to call him "Royal Jordanian" as he's so fat, he probably overate at one of those 5-star hotels along the Jordanian side of the Dead Sea where they serve you all-you-can-eat breakfasts.

I would say the sex was good and the talk wasn't cheap but there's nothing like taking a leap on a huge leek. I'm telling you, not only was he a fat slob, he was really soft and had way too many stretch marks. I know all of this sounds extremely gross and nasty but I'm simply providing you with some juicy and fatty details about a new misadventure of mine!

I do not regret this misadventure as it did indeed help me to focus more on my studies afterward (I got rid of the permanent erection) and likewise, it taught me a lesson: do NOT lower your dock and raise your cock! This lesson could be translated as follows for girls out there: raise your standards not your skirt.

That being said, it is okay to have sex with people that do not look exactly like models in magazines but it doesn't mean you should accept an invitation to your local cockroach-infected diner with a local loser. I'm not assuming that Waleed was a loser but when it comes to trimming down and toning up, he was pretty much last on my list of best eaten pâtés of the last few years.

I was even kind enough to leave room for perhaps a second date with that overfed Middle Eastern stomach but the bastard didn't even call me back! You know you've reached the bottom when even a fat sloth doesn't call you back! I'll leave you on this new mantra of mine (and gossip): "Better be ditched by a good-looking and handsome dude than by a fat and ill-favored stack that might just as well act rude". 

I honored this new motto of mine last friday by almost shagging the hottest dude in the club where I was. Stay tuned for more. Oh and Nizza, I owe this one to you ;-)! Rodzilla love you love you long time!

Which one would you choose?!

Song of the Week (Dec. 26h to Jan. 1st)

Hey Hey Hey!!! This week is a special one (duh)! No-brainer here but hey, I'm really hoping all of my faithful readers and occasional readers are having a very Merry Christmas just like Rodzilla is. Here in Gaybec, we are having a white Christmas so need to dream of it. I chose two videos for this week as it encompasses both Christmas and new year ;-). Also, these two videos and songs feature the extremely hot, talented and newly mother of two diva: Mariah Carey. Y'all need to watch the remix version of the classic Christmas torch "All I Want For Christmas Is You" featuring the recently puber Justin Bieber. No other song can better express the feeling of excitement and anxiety that takes its toll on us on new year's eve but "Auld Lang Syne". Enjoy little dragons!

For the record: This year I have the privilege to spend the holiday season with my favourite Norwegian and fabulous booty extraordinaire Nizza who flew all the way from Norway to London and then to New York to reunite with The Big Dog. Jeg elsker deg ;-)!

Made in Brazil 4th Edition... Yum!

For those of you who haven't heard of the newly-founded mag "Made in Brazil", well honey, it's about time you hear of it. It's actually a gay-oriented (well I guess) mag that solely features scantily clad young Brazilian babes. You won't see no Gisele or no Adriana but you'll be able to drool upon seeing cutie Marlon Teixeira and Evandro Soldati strip down for ya. 

This fourth edition comes into two volumes; one shot in NYC by Stewart Shining and the remaining shot on location in Brazil. What is very interesting yet bothering is to see the twinky twins Marcio and Marcos Patriota make out and mingle together. I find it quite appealing and exciting but yet have issues regarding the matter as I wouldn't want to make out with my own brother so I'm wondering why they're hot about one another!

Delivery started December 2nd with the first five copies autographed by model Diego Miguel. I guess that these five first ones are gone by now though :-(! Rejoice!

Icing on tha cake

Dear Evandro

 Here is the video showcasing the twin-k(s) making out:

Made in Brazil #4 - The twins from models.com on Vimeo.

Have a Merry'n Gay Christmas

Christmas is coming in the Christian world y'all!!! Cum hither ye ole Gay brothaz. We shalt celebrate Christmas altogether! I mean it's Christmas for us too after all! 

I'm getting more and more excited for Christmas to come and also for my final exams to be over! Every day I'm being exposed to advertisements about Christmas shopping deals, gift giving, family reunions and Christmas for lovers. Well it turns out that Christmas has always been protrayed and promoted as a family-friendly celebration. Since we are now in the 21st century and that there are more and more LGBT families out there.

I think it is totally relevant to include our community into that celebration as there's obviously a lot of Christian gays out there (!). 

The following pictures are all the best (and steamiest) ones that I found while searching "Gay Christmas" on tha web. Enjoy and rejoice!

Ah those Swedes...!

R.I.P. Marjorie Raymond (1996-2011)

As most people living in Quebec already know, a 15 year-old girl named Marjorie Raymond committed suicide two weeks ago because she was being bullied at school and outside of it on a daily basis and this, even during the weekend.. I know it's been two weeks and I haven't talked about it well I just didn't have time but I wish to make up for it with this article.

I couldn't explain how saddened I was to hear that story as I know how it hurts to be bullied and how miserable you feel deep inside. It seems like in her case, she had been bullied by a group of girls for the last three years. She feared and hated school so much due to that suffering that she failed to complete her second year of High School.

Marjorie lived with her mother and younger sister in Sainte-Anne-des-Monts in Gaspésie, Quebec. She had been raised in Granby, QC until her family decided to move to that remote area in Northeast Quebec. 

Marjorie was said to be a good student and to have a close and respectful relationship with her mother which is the reason why the latter told the authorities that she had been suspected to be the cause of Marjorie's high absenteeism at her High School. In fact, her mother reports that she tried to skip school as often as she could in order to avoid being taunted and teased by the group of girls that wouldn't leave her alone.

Her mother also claimed that the other girls were kind of jealous of her as she was good-looking, sociable and had previously had academic success. The mother deplored that the school's direction even went on to tell her that it was her fault if she was good-looking! 

"Patate Vodka"

I made an extensive (and expensive) abuse of alcohol last weekend.

It seems like since I work at my new job, I have become both an alcoholic and a very social colleague. Indeed, I now employed at my new job since three months and have made new acquaintances among the staff. We have started this tradition of waiting for each other after each shift to drink it up until we loose it. 

Prior to last weekend, I hadn't thrown up since the last five years. I usually stop ingesting alcohol when I start feeling loosey goosey but it seems like I didn't have time to feel it and went on and on with the booze. In fact, my new friend Gabby and I got our shifts wrapped up around midnight last saturday and that's when we agreed to invite the rest of the staff over to some nasty douchebag-infected bar located near my house on tha South sho'.

As soon as our feet went past the bar's entrance door (or after we were carded by the bouncer), we headed for the most distant table to launch the process of screwing up our livers. The moment the "too shy" barmaid approached us, we ordered rounds of shots. What must have harmed me is that we didn't order tasty shots or drinks; we basically ordered EVERY goddamn thing on their menu. That resulted in serious stomachaches and funny faces as I had a hard time swallowing those disgusting shots. I also got to learn that Sambuca tastes like fucking crap. I'm sorry for those of you who are fans of this Italian liquor but Rodzilla simply can't handle that taste; worse than rimming some twink who hasn't washed himself in ages!

I think we drank something like 10 shots in two hours or less. Gabby and I had previously devoured a specialty dish from our Casa; a Gnocchi Gigi. For those of you who've never heard of the sauce Gigi, it's made of shallots, mushrooms, rosée sauce and pancetta. Rosée sauce at our restaurant is made out of genuine cream and tomato sauce for a frigging massive mix. Our little posse didn't want to restrain itself to blond beer or rhum'n coke: hell no. We headed for shots of Sambuca, Tequila, Vodka, Cognac, Sour Pussy, Red Bull and Rhum. I also continued to drink blond beer on the side and mix as much as I could.

Song of the Week (Dec. 12th to Dec. 18th)

I now love Sean Kingston just as much as I love Mariah. He is tha shit! A year ago or so, one would have questioned me about Reggae or Jamaican culture and I wouldn't have been able to claim anything except than Bob Marley, Marijuana and the colours of the country's flag. Henceforth, I worship Jamican culture and especially its music and dance! 

I think Sean Kingston is the new Bob Marley. He may not sing about the same topics, have the same lifestyle or be as iconic, he still does rock. I like the fact that he seems light-hearted and so much fun. His music sounds very free and inspiring to me. I also like the fact that he's chubby but doesn't care about his weight or image. Let's talk about that! As a image-obsessed person, I try to surround myself with images of your everyday people instead of models and perfectly fit beauty bombshells. Sean is the answer to that calling.

I wanted to post his overly contagious joint "Letting Go" featuring Nicki Minaj as song of the week but realized it's already been it last April. That's too bad. Me Love is probably one of his happiest and jolliest tracks ever which is the reason why I chose it as song of the week. Hope you enjoy!

Male Crush: LMFAO's Redfoo

He's tall, mulato, hot and lean, my male crush is Redfoo from LMFAO. Yup, you read it right; while many people might not think of that man as sexy even though he's been singing that he's "sexy and [he knows] it" on and on on radios across the globe during the last two months, some people still doubt his sex appeal. Well it turns out that Rodzilla gives him full credit for that and thinks he should increase his financial leverage :-P. I like the fact that this man has a good sense of humour, is humble (he can laugh of himself), funny, artsy (he's an artist), handsome and talented. He also dances and shakes the junk he's got in the trunk which I love. Furthermore, despite half-laughing of his own lack of workout, I think his body is still fit and lean, look at them cheeks in his speedo!

Movember Ends Tomorrow...

Movember (November) ends tomorrow and I couldn't be happier! Of course I understand that a lot of us men want to support that cause (conceived by Australians back in 1999) which is to collect charities for research on male sickness such as prostate cancer but at the same time, isn't it f-ugly to grow such a humongus mutant moustache during the whole length of the month?!

Personally, I couldn't even think about growing a moustache because not only would my skin itch like hell, I'm also a waiter and no restaurant would dare have waiters flaunting such bulky moustaches in public and serve customers with them. Not only doesn't it look clean, it also looks ridiculous! If you plan to grow a moustache but that you trim it and groom it, I say go for it but if you intend to just let it monopolize all of the space available under your nose and sideways, I say HELL NO. A moustache can truly ruin one's face! Just take for example Terrine's younger brother; he's one of the cutest-looking young men I know and he let his moustache grow for Movember. Well it turns out he looks a thousand times less cute now as he now sports a pedophile look.

 Being a man myself, I'm afraid of prostate cancer! That's why I think the Movember Foundation is a brilliant idea but I'm still unsure of the whole moustache-growing thing. I also don't really understand how simply growing a moustache will bring awareness of funds to the foundation. It's not like we're going to give money to all the men we bump into in the subway that have a moustache?! It cannot really be compared to "défi têtes rasées" where people collect funds prior to shaving their heads for a cause. I'm afraid the concept of Movember has to be implemented and framed in a way that men (and women) understand more the reason why they're growing a moustache other than fooling around with it.

Song of the Week (Nov. 27th. to Dec. 4)

This week's winner is a song from Duran Duran's last album All You Need Is Now called "Girl Panic". I just love the song! It's glossy, British and ecstatic! The video is overly fabulous with '90s Supermodels playing the band. These models are all super famous (and wealthy): Naomi Campbell, Yasmin Le Bon, Helena Christensen, Cindy Crawford and Eva Herzigova. In addition to the music video's glamorous touch, I need to point out the fact that the whole stage set had Swarovski chrystals inlaid here and then. Go check it out!

Unhate Benetton's Campaign!!!

Pictures are worth more than words and this assumption is being validated by Benetton's latest campaign (which will probably be banned by the way)! Their soon-to-be-pulled-off ad campaign was entitled "Unhate" and featured world leaders (political figures) kissing. This involved a certain level of homosexuality, surrealism and impossibility. Indeed, you'll be able to see the photoshopped faces of Barack Obama kissing the president of North Korea and Hugo Chavez (the president of Venezuela) and Angela Merkel and Nicolas Sarkozy make out. I think the best pic is definitely the one with the leaders of Israel and the leader of the movement for Palestine's independence share a kiss (Benjamin Netanyahu and Mahmoud Abbas respectively). 

The executive deputy chairman of Benetton, Alessandro Benetton who presented the ad in Paris two weeks ago said that "the images are very strong, but we have to send a strong message. We are not wanting to be disrespectful of the leaders ... we consider them "conception figures" making a statement of brotherhood with a kiss". I agree with him; it's fiction, don't freak out, the intention isn't bad either. The group is said to have planned a serie of live actions intended to bring young people together to post the photos of the horny leaders "on the walls of locations symbolic of the desperately-needed peace process: Tel Aviv, New York, Rome, Milan, Paris."

The United Colors of Benetton have a long history of controversy and turmoils but I just love it. I think progressist movements such as these whether they come from political figures, independent people, corporations or celebrities are very appropriate for the era we're in as society as to continue to evolve and people have to stop freaking out when others use mockery to testify of their disappointment with political leaders. 

 

XXXmas Gifts for Gay Friends!

This top5 is actually an idea of my old friend Terrine who had computed it last year. As this is my new blog, I thought I'd export it here so you guys have access to it! If you go on eBay today you'll see the "days till Xmas Countdown"... As I know everyone is stressing out to make sure they find the rights gifts for friends, lover(S), family, etc. I'm going to give you some suggestions during the week! Let's start with...

My top 5 XXXmas gifts for a gay friend:

5- A Sexy Santa Claus Costume (SSCC)... not very original but always funny!... and sexy! haha

Cum under the mistletoe... Let's have a juicy kiss!

4- A Naughty Animal... just like my dog. It's a she and she always wants to rub her chocha on my legs!!!

Woof!

 3- Mariah Carey's latest Christmas album!

2- A poster of Terrine's younger brother Chad White almost nude:

1- A FCKH8 T-shirt:

... Actually it's the only serious gift that serves for a good cause that you should give to your gay friend. Those t-shirts are for an organization that supports gay marriages in the USA! ( http://fckh8.com/ )

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Backstage at Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2011 from Billy Rood on Vimeo.

Damn the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion will be aired this tuesday!!! Are you excited?! I am. I watch this show every year since 2007. I actually began watching it on an annual basis after mega Supermodel Gisele Bündchen dropped her contract with them (back in 2006). This year's show will probably be just as exciting as the previous years if not more. I'm just kind of sad that my ultimate favourite Ana Beatriz Barros won't be part of it. The list of featured models is long and goes as follows:

Lily Aldridge  · Alessandra Ambrósio  · Jessica Clarke  · Shannan Click  · Lily Donaldson  · Lindsay Ellingson  · Toni Garrn  · Izabel Goulart  · Sui He  · Erin Heatherton  · Bregje Heinen  · Elsa Hosk  · Chanel Iman  · Constance Jablonski  · Jacquelyn Jablonski  · Miranda Kerr  · Karlie Kloss  · Doutzen Kroes  · Ieva Lagūna  · Adriana Lima  · Maryna Linchuk  · Flavia de Oliveira  · Emanuela de Paula  · Karmen Pedaru  · Behati Prinsloo  · Laís Ribeiro  · Anja Rubik  · Cameron Russell  · Joan Smalls  · Shanina Shaik  · Julia Stegner  · Anais Mali  · Candice Swanepoel  · Anne Vyalitsyna  · Liu Wen  · Caroline Winberg

Some of these models' careers have sky-rocketed in the past and they're still there to team up as the "angels" of Victoria's Secret. This year's fantasy bra's value is estimated to be around $2.5 million and will be worn by Aussie beauty Miranda Kerr. Big artists such as Kanye West, Nicki Minaj and the Maroon 5 will be performing throughout the whole length of the show. Can't wait to see that! I was wondering what you guys thought of the models featured on the VS runway was eager to know which one was your favourite! My poll is posted below:

Online Surveys & Market Research

Stress, Final Exams and Lack of Sex (or Love Life)

I'm writing this down for all of us who are in this ugly period called "final examinations" where we're all so stressed and tensed that a shortage of coffee could lead all of us to a breakdown. I'm one of you, don't worry! It's been two weeks that I haven't really slept and in fact, I was so exhausted two days ago that I went to bed at 6pm and woke up at 11am the next day!!! I guess that's undeniable evidence that I was deceased! Can you believe that I slept 17 hours straight?! Lol I guess I needed it!

 I'm also writing this down for all the people who have never been to University or College and think students are lazy and not doing shit. Think again 'cause you should face the facts: these students will have been to school something like five more years than you and have studied subjects a lot more difficult and abstract than High School's gym classes. We should (I'd like to write "will" but it would be too utopic) have higher salaries, social advantages and bonuses than you either. Which is the main reason why school is a good avenue to encounter when you're not ready to hit the freeway.

Wut I did in London Last Summer...

Hey all! Since I never wrote an article talking about what I did in London last summer but felt like sharing, I decided to list down all of the fun things I did! Here are the HIGHlights of my stay in the Brit capital:  

• Saw how disappointing Fuckingham Palace looked like
• Dipped my feet into the Lady Di memorial fountain
• Had picnic in Hyde Park
• pAArtied with friends at our youth hostel (Smart Russell Square)
• Hooked up with a guy from Colorado in Russel Square (lol)
• Rode the “Underground” on a daily basis during the entire length of my stay
• Replayed the scene of Prince Bald William and Kate’s wedding in front of the Westminster Abbey
• Teased the royal guards who sport them huge furry helmets (two of’em were black!)

 

Song of the Week (Nov 21st to Nov 27th)

Whoa Shakira bedazzled me with her cover of French singer Francis Cabrel's smash hit "Je l'aime à mourir"! Y'all have to listen to it and notice how beautiful it sounds! Her voice seems so far away and aerial... I just love it! It's very sentimental and has the power to increase blood circulation through my carotid (lol)! No one but Shakira could have done a better cover of that song. Plus I love the fact that her version is bilingual; the first part is sung in Spanish and the second in French. Enjoy!

And here's the original version with a cheesy background and lyrics so that you guys can free-style Karaoke on it and then sing it to your beloved one and in case you don't speak French fluently, can try to lie to that person lol!

In-a-Relationship Drama Queen

Okay last week I had the worst date ever possible. Lemme explain myself. Two years ago, back when I was still at Cégep and had a lot of spare time, I used to go out at Cabaret Mado quite often as there’s a good show, the booze doesn’t cost too much, all my friends like that place plus you get to fire burn it on the dancefloor after the show is done. As I mentioned it in my article called “Drag Behavior”, I dated one of the drag Queens from that cabaret two years ago.

What I may have omitted to mention in that article (or didn’t?!) is that at the party that I attended at that drag Queen’s mansion was a flamboyant boy who was chasing me all night. That twink, whose name I won’t name, is pretty active in the village and can be seen pretty much anywhere, anytime as he’s a cunt extraordinaire who likes to flaunt his over-the-top hairdo and bitchy face to anybody who dares cross his path.

Anyways, enough with all the useless details (talk is cheap, just like me), that twink has been chasing me since the last two years and since I knew fo’ sho’ that he only wanted to nip it in the bud with Rodzilla himself, I felt like the game was already played and didn’t like it that much. Therefore, I refused all of the advances he’s made to me and hadn’t seen the bastard since that last party until last week. What happened is I was on a dry spell of sex (or hence, lack thereof) and terribly needed to let go of all that testosterone and androgen that was boiling inside me and making me lose my hair (Rogaine, I love you). That’s when Rodzilla was so bored with his overly busy student life and decided to opt for a Facebook chat pause.

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Last Halloween Party

Okay I know I'm posting this incredibly late but hey, don't mess with me; I was really busy with my job, school'n shit ya know. Anyways, I'm gonna tell you all about what happened at the Halloween Party I attended on October 29th. That very night, I had to go work at my job (Italian restaurant with guidos and guidettes) disguised and then attend that party where I'd have to disguise myself once more. Of course, all my friends know me so well and know I'm such a sloth, they would have thought I'd have kept the same costume for both work and the party but Rodzilla being the sweaty bastard that he is, he had to stop by his house to change wardrobe.

As the party was to be held at Larah's mansion on the South sho' and that it was gonna be a big open-house party, I was excited for it for about a month prior to the party. Larah and her close friendz all dressed like the Sailor scouts from Sailor Moon; Jizz dressed as Sailor Jupiter, Merry as Sailor Moon, Cherryka as Sailor Mercury, Larah as Sailor Venus and Drea as Sailor Mars. They had asked me to be part of their crew and to dress like one of the male characters. For those of you who don't know anything about Sailor Moon (BTW: U ain't missing on anything), there's only two male characters on the show, that is: Tuxedo Mask and Moonlight Knight. As one of their baklava male friend had volunteered to dress up as Tuxedo Mask, I was asigned to the latter so-called Knight of the Night (what a pun!). 

What is absolutely funny about Moonlight Knight is that he wears a weird kind of body suit that looks a lot like baklavas' (Arabs) costumes worn in the Middle East. And as some of you might already know after reading my article entitled "Baklavas", I love'em baklavas; both the pastries and the men. All of my friends found my attire overly hilarious as I looked like a terrorist and the idea of such costume seemed to come from out of the blue while in reality, I was part of the Sailor cast which didn't make me an outsider (lolz)! Fabulous Andy, K and Terrine have had the privilege to see me first and all laughed their asses off trying not to wake up my parents from their sweet dreams!

 

B-Day Celebration

Okay so last October 29th was my B-Day and I got to celebrate with my closest friends which was more than awesome! I even got a call from Norway; my friend Nizza called me to wish me "Happy Birthday". I couldn't even believe it! I'm still so thankful to her to have called me!

As you will be able to read about it soon, I pAArtied real hard on the saturday of my birthday since my friend Larah had organized an open-house party at her place as her parents were gone to Lebanon. That night, I didn't take off from my job even though I really didn't feel like working but since my boss had told us to dress up for Halloween, I thought it would be funny to get to work there disguised.

But enough about that already as I want to write about it in my next post! Anyways, that's how on sunday, october 30th, my friends were invited to have dinner with me at a brand new Asian restaurant called "Mongolian Hot Pot" on the Taschereau strip. I had never eaten there but my friends K and Jizz had told me it was yummy. That's how I got the idea to book a dinner there as I knew it wasn't jam-packed on sundays and that it would be both healthy and cheap.

Song of the Week (Nov. 7th to Nov. 13th)

Hi y'all!!! It's been such a long time since I last wrote goddamnit!! I'm so sorry; Rodzilla's been busy with all sorts of exams and term projects at school and didn't have any time to sleep nor write. But hey, the good side to this is I've had some time to live new things and experience some funny shiz. I'll tell you all about my Halloween weekend which was quite eventful lol! This week's song winner is Ciara's "Gimmie Dat" because it's very sexy, catchy and the hook "I've been gone for too long now it's time I bring it back" summarizes fairly well what I'm trying to explain with this post. Enjoy!!!



Mini Nicki Minaj Look-Alikes

Terrine sent me this video via Facebook this week and I'm oh-so thankful to her for having done that as it was a thousand times more entertaining than any cheesy American movie in theaters now. I mean what's more entertaining than overexcited, happy, cheerful and talented children?! You gotta love'em! This young girl was a fan of Nicki Minaj's summer hit "Super Bass" and got her mom to record her performance of the song accompanied by another young girl -is it her younger sister or just a friend? The video that got her "famous" is quite amateurish but the live performance she gave on tv alongside Nicki Minaj is one to be remembered!!! I mean Christ, this young girl has so much energy and goodwill! I found it so funny that she could rap, have some street cred and act like a black diva at such a tender age! I showed it to my mom and she was bedazzled! Thumbs up for Sophia Grace!

--> Here's the original recording of her version of the song:

Sick Day = Need of Incentive

Today I'm sick (I have a bad cold) and can't sleep! I woke up at 4am and have fever so I was like fuck it, I'm not gonna try to sleep since I'll just be more tired and fed up of crawling in my bed. That's why I woke up and tried to start my day off that early.

When I'm sick, I need even more incentives to get me going. By incentives I mean having fun, knowing I'll get a reward afterward, seeing friends, eating out, getting money, getting time off, going on vacation, seeing a movie, listening to music or, my favourite and last option but far from being the least: sex.

As I'm home alone and not getting any, I decided to go online and check out steamy photos of hot jocks in order to satisfy my libido by looking at hot visuals. As you might already know by now, my favourite male model in the whole wide world is American hottie Chad White. Well it turns out that God heard my calling and posted some recent digital polaroids of Mr. White online and lemme tell you that the guy was gifted with more than just a "physique enveloppe", rather an ambulant sexpot.

Song of the Week (Oct. 1st to Oct. 8th)

I'm so thrilled to post this on my father's birthday! He just turned 50 y.o.! Congratulations to him for being half a century old and still look kind of young. I better had inherited these genes and look great when I'm old otherwise I'll be incredibly pissed!

I don't think my dad would approve of my choice for this week's winner but I know that he would at least get a funny alligator grin on his face and be like "damn that's my son" lol! My dad sure knows I'm one hell of a crazy bastard and like weird and extravagant stuff! Okay so as you might have figured out, the song that I picked as "winner" ecapsulates some sex ad funny agents. It's none else than "Sexy and I know It" by LMFAO. I just love this song and find it hilarious! I also got to know through the video that singer Redfoo actually has a fairly hot "pâté" and is in fact quite hot lol! I think the best line in the song is "and when I'm at the beach, I'm in a speedo tryin' to tan my cheeks"!! We also get to see Redfoo's "tranbär" giggle in his speedough...! Anyways, hope you enjoy! I'm sexy and I know it!

BTW: Happy Birthday Dad!



Top 20 Hottest Québécois (part 2: 10-1)

Here's the rest and most important part of the list!!!

10. Garou

Garou is that sexy crooner who's career has become worldwide just recently and who's been involved in a remarkable duet with famed Céline Dion (Quebec's diva). Garou has the looks and the attitude of a successful man and we all know he is. He's hot.

Top 20 Hottest Québécois (part 1: 20-10)

I was watching the premiere "Occupation Double" yesterday night and realized how good-looking us, Quebec men are. I'm not saying that to imply that I'm extraordinarily good-looking but mainly to reinforce our national pride ;-)! I think the guys from "Occupation Double" (I like to call it Pénétration Double (double penetration)) are all quite sexy but the thing is they're all stupid and meaningless. I'm not interested by men like that and given the fact that they're all straight, I'm even less into them. That's why none of the guys from "Pénétration Double" are listed below. The men that I put on my "Top 20" are listed on more profound categories such as personality, career, charisma, sense of humour, looks, sex appeal and tightness of the pâté. I included some of my fellow Quebec gays on the list because, well hell I gotta make a tribute to them; they're my counterparts for Christ's sake! Hope you enjoy!

20. Pierre Fitch

Listed as last, Mr. Fitch is a gay porn star from Montreal. He is quite famous among the gay community, not just in Montreal but also around the world lol!

Cultural Sundays

I've been to several cultural events in the last two weeks and I'm really proud of myself! I mean that's something I always like to do and keep on telling myself to do more often but with school and work, I tend not to have time nor energy to get out of my south shore house and do something on my free days. My free days consist in fact of one day in the week, that is sunday. Like in the Medieval time, sundays are sacred for me as I don't work nor have to attend any class. I am therefore available for any of my friends and can therefore bethink myself, enjoy life, let go of my everyday stress, head to the gym, sleep late and attend cultural events!!!

Just last week, I went to the Botanical Garden of Montreal (jardin botanique) and got to see the "lanternes chinoises" exhibit around the Asian section of the garden. I went there accompanied by Merry, Jizz and Laura at night. The spectacle was truthfully magical and it felt like we had been teleported into a fairytale. There were Chinese lanterns scattered around the main pond of the Asian section of the garden and they were pretty motley as there were regular small lanterns that weren't too far in style from regular Western lanterns but there were also some really impressive and massive lanterns that were basically Chinese warriors, plants, trees, carriages and buildings. Unfortunately, I had forgotten my camera! I couldn't pull an Asian tourist out of myself but did find a few beautiful photographs of these images on the web which I'll post down from here. The lanterns had required a necessary six months of  creation to make them as good-looking as they were and had been hand-crafted by Shanghai artists.

We had purchased a bundle deal and had free access to the Insectarium (like an Aquarium but for insects lol) as well so we paid a visit our insect friends who were trapped in boxes (thank God)! What litteraly scared the shit out of me was when we got to see a friggin' Goliath Birdeater Tarantula; these tarantulas are the world's biggest in terms of both size and weight...! I'm not kidding y'all when I say they can measure up to 60cm of width and weigh almost one pound!!! I'm not scared of lizards, snakes, crocodiles, sharks or scorpions but I get frightened shitless when I see tarantulas. I don't know why they're so scary. Perhaps it's because they're really ugly and disgusting and look like they're gonna jump in yo face and eat you! I know they could never eat us but they look aggressive and mean lol! Jizz seemed even more scared than me which I'm glad of as I would pass for a pussy if there hadn't been someone more scared than me with us lol! I hadn't been to the Insectarium in ages but realized I had been missing on a lot of stuff as it's really entertaining and captivating to know some facts about insects. Some of them are incredibly colorful and beautiful while some others are quite smart at building nests such as termites.

 

 

Laura and I hadn't really spent much time together before that evening but got along fairly well. I like her and still don't understand why Mahmud -remember him?!- doesn't want to admit to her that he's gay. To make a long story short, they're both Lebanese and their families know each other. That being said, Mahmud doesn'want everybody in his family and other Baklavas he knows to get to learn about his homosexuality. I guess he's not going to befriend this gang anymore. I also got to learn he moved out of his parents' and now lives with a friend. I couldn't care less as the dude seems paranoid and crazy. I guess I was out of my mind when I thought of him as a potential date!

Anyways, back to my cultural sundays, I decided that from now on I would always do an interesting and enriching activity on sundays so that I get to learn stuff, enjoy the city of Montreal (in another way than just taking the subway, being harassed by homeless people and going to school), gather with friends and take it easy. Sundays are sacred, Amen on that!

The fucking disgusting Goliath Birdeater Tarantula