This movie is just ridiculously dumb lol!! I watched it with a couple of friends during the Christmas break and found it so silly! But it's worth to see since it's probably the only Norwegian Zombie movie available here in North America! The story evolves around a group of friends who went to the back country in a cabin during the winter seeking to ski and have sex (quite like Friday 13th but during the winter, in Norway). They soon discover that Nazi zombies inhabit the area, that they're trapped and will all die. The plot is not super gut (nor are the actors) but the movie is quite original and sympathetic. Here's the English trailer:
The movie is so bad that even my Norwegian friend Nizza (I met her in Nice, France) ;-) told me she couldn't watch it till the end lol! It is very violent and overly exploitative of fake blood but I still think it can be entertaining lol! I'm a big fan of camp movies and Zombie movies! My favourite Zombie movies include porn star Jenna Jameson' "Zombie Strippers", Robert Rodriguez's "Planet Terror", the savvy "Trailer Park of Terror", the unbelievably funny "From Dusk Till Dawn":
--> Jenna Jameson's "Zombie Strippers":
--> Robert Rodriguez's (my father) "Planet Terror":
Okay so this is the first time I'm posting a "song of the week" but not the last! Trust me: I'll try to post one each week so that you get to know what's on my MP3 (notice the fact that I said MP3 and not iPod, this is because I don't have an iPod; I have a Creative Zen by Creative).
Creative Zen vision W, by Creative
This way, you are going to know how I feel and which song obsesses me the most each week. This week's winner is Swedish sensation Robyn's "Hang With Me" which I discovered through Terrine. This song is just too cute and melodious, it's contagious!
I love the fact that it sounds like me telling my future lifetime partner how deep in love I am and how much I want to commit to him yet how reluctant and insecure I am. There's sensitivity in the air y'all! It's not happening everyday, lemme tell ya. So enjoy it while its breeze is coming anywhere near ya!
BTW: I know this song was released last summer and that it's not of-the-moment but this is my primary rule for my "Song of the Week" articles: the songs will not necessarily be fresh from the studio. Accordingly, they might be older than your granny!
I'm writing this down to congratulate my favourite Dutch supermodel, Victoria's Secret angel Doutzen Kroes for having been sperminated and given birth to a baby boy last week whose name is Phyllon Joy Gorré (weird name though). The model, who's 26 years old, comes from Oostermeer, a small village in the province of Friesland in the Netherlands. Being a native from the Friesland province, Doutzen speaks both the Nederlands taal and the Frisian language. She looks a lot like my friend Mevrouw Hoeven who's half-Dutch and half-French Canadian.
Kroes was probably aware of her incredible beauty from a young age since she sent snapshot of herself to modeling agency Paparazzi in Amsterdam right after completing her High School diploma. Along with Karen Mulder, Yfke Sturm, Daphne Groeneveld and Lara Stone, Doutzen Kroes is one of the most successful Dutch models. In fact, she's so famous in the Netherlands that she's got her own wax statue at Amsterdam's Madame Tussaud's museum. Doutzen is a good reason to learn Dutch starting now! Enough said, now let's have a look at the gorgeous Doutzen:
Calvin Klein Eternity
for American Vogue, this reminds me of Zandvoort an Zee
So as I was in my OB (Organizational Behaviour) class last monday, I was über-bored and tired. The professor in charge wasn't even there and another teacher was replacing her. The substitute teacher was of Russian origin and had the worst accent ever; I couldn't even understand a single word. The worst thing is the fact that she kept laughing while speaking thus disenabling us to get anything. Oh and I need to mention that it was my third class of the day and that it would last until 8h15 pm and that I was scheduled to leave the town for Orford, QC to go see Terrine at her cabin.
Anyways, so as I was completely unentertained and was desperately in need of some pizzazz, I decided to log on to my MSN account and chat with some horny dudes who had added me. There was this heißer man who kept nagging me to send him pics and stuff and seemed very randy and ready to fuck (lol). I chatted with him for a few minutes just to delight myself from the god-awful class. Right after I had requested a pic from him (which I naïvely thought would have been decent), the replacing teacher asked us to pair into teams and discuss about retarded topics that had nothing to do with the course outline.
The team I've been asigned to was at the complete opposite side of the class than my original location. Since I was sitting on my own in the back row of the class and nobody was around, I loosely led my computer open by itself. I was wise enough to click another window to make sure our conversation wouldn't be shown.
Hereafter a couple of minutes with the team, I had this very strange feeling that someone would pass in front of it and see something controversial. And God was I right because when I came back to my place, my MSN convo had popped up because the dude had sent me the previously-mentionned and promised picture of him. The thing is sista sent me a huge pic of his erected cock!!!
Oh my fucking God!!! Can you believe that if I hadn't cum back to my place quick enough, anybody from my course coulda seen that!!! Geez! I was so embarrassed and felt so dumb but yet I found it too funny, I couldn't help but half-laugh alone in the corner lol!
--> I wanted to post the pic here but I felt like that would be a bit too nasty lolll!!!
Lol! This dude whose name is Shawn Stevenson seems to have a physical handicap (duh) but still manages to dance very well. I admire that! I can't even do those robotic moves myself so let's grant him what he deserves. He highly encourages us to have a "dance party" everyday but says we should make sure nobody is around lol! He says it'll make us feel good and that "life is too short to get all serious and not have a good time". I totally agree with him and I feel the same; the doors of my closet have mirrors and it's quite large so anytime I feel like "lâcher mon fou", I pump up the volume to a newly-discovered jam and spread it on the bread lolz :-P!
This is very dear to me as I love to take baths and relax. And I think some music genres are especially good for that matter. Some sassy joints like "Something Stupid" sung by Frank Sinatra and his beloved daughter just make me want to rub myself in a hot tub while smoothing out my spirit 'N soul (lol)! I'm very intuitive so when I listen to a song I automatically associate it with a specific moment of my life or my day, whether it's meant to dance, sing along, scream, cry, get emotional, evacuate one's frustration, get horny or.... take a bath!!! Since the beginning of the Christmas vacation, I wanted to take a bath everyday to relax and soothe my inner mind but never really took the time to do so and pulled a Joe-the-Cocky (my brother) as instead of taking a therapeutic bath, I simply sat down in the shower until my eyes were irritated and my skin shriveled. So I'm making this promise to you to take baths more often as part of my resolutions for the last year of the earth : 2011. I guess it's gonna help me clear my mind, have a nicer-looking skin and a more unstrung lifestyle.
Posted below are the Top 10 best songs for bath-taking:
10. Bliss (by Mariah Carey), This is Mariah at her sultriest and smoothest vocal gymnastics.
9. J'en ai marre (par Alizée), J'ai la peau douce, dans mon bain de mousse.... je m'éclabousse et j'en ris! Mon poisson rouge, dans mon bain de mousse, je l'enmitouffle, je lui dis...
8. La Vie en Rose (by Grace Jones), This song's bass and singer's exotic voice reminds me of the '80s and early '90s and makes me think of the Supermodel era. I guess this is because I've seen a video of that period featuring über-good-looking and stunning aussie Elle Macpherson posing for Sports Illustrated with that song in the background lol... Anyways, it's dripping wet!
7. Pour que tu m'aimes encore (par Céline Dion), So that you'll love me still...
6. Love Me Tender (by Elvis Presley), simply an Elvis classic:
5. Loving You (by Minnie Ripperton), one of Minnie's short-lived career's most notorious hits and sweet ballad. Just like Mariah Carey and tons of other Coloratura enthusiasts, I LOVE Minnie Ripperton! Her music and her voice are so lovely and peaceful. I'm in awe in front of such talent.
4. Something Stupid (by Frank & Nancy Sinatra), this song is just DELICIOUS and adorable! I know it's a bit cheesy and tacky but hell, don't tell me! My dad always made fun of me when I was younger 'cause I really liked this song and he was like ewww... lolz!
3. Smooth Operator (by Sade), Sade just knows how to create a jazzy atmosphere filled with sensuality and bittersweetness. What's funny about this song is that the story of my love for it is the contrary to "Something Stupid"; my dad loved it when I was younger and I hated it. Guess things changed...! I'm now a big Sade fan!
2. Quelqu'un qui m'a dit (par Carla Bruni), Gotta at least appreciate the First Lady of France's cute love song. I truthfully believe this was an instant hit and will always be Carla at her very best.
1. Your Body Is A Wonderland (by John Mayer), Alstublift but this song is just TOO TOO SEXY for words!!! Oh my God! If only I had such a caliente muchacho like him to sing me sweet melodies while strumming his guitar! This is undeniably romantic and sexy! There's nothing sexier than a handsome dude singing naughty stuff with a deep voice like that! It reminds me of my ex... he had a very low-pitched voice and such a warm tone. Anyways.... let's enjoy our number one with Dirty South's John Mayer!
--> Guess we'd all like to take an everlasting bath with a dark and beautiful dude like this one:
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Lol I'm posting this as it's been more than a year since I've discovered my soulmate: Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson. As one of the most successful and iconic character created for MADtv, Bunifa is mesmerizing and memorable, I just love her!!! Portrayed by Debra Wilson, the one and only, y'all gotta love it. There isn't a single clip by Bunifa (Debra) that isn't funny, even the ones where she imitates Mariah Carey as in her single "Love Muffin" which is actually a remake of "Heartbreaker" or "Not Insane" lolz! Enjoy!
--> This is probably the best one ever! Tyra Banks is somewhere between funny and awkward...
-->Bunifa + driving = HOT MESS
-->Gotta love her "pâté" in this one, I mean d'you really know anyone willing to be that flirty (and slutty) with a security patrol at an Int'l airport?!
--> HAHAHA!!! "Bunifa Goes On A Date" is definitely the most obnoxious dating moment ever!!! Can you really imagine a girl acting that savage and unclassy in a restaurant?!
-->Ooh my muffin so sweet, you can't leave it alone, eat my yummy treat, like an ice cream cone... My muffin needs your love... LOLLLZ!!!
-->I swear to God I'm not insane... I invented Harbour Day
--> A Parody of "Glitter" (Mariah Carey's awful semi-autobiographical movie debut that sent her to depression) entitled "Gutter":
If you go ask any of my friends or relatives or even just one of my new Undergrad buddies, they'll all tell you that the music I listen to sucks. But as I don't give a rat's ass about what people think of my MP3's music library, I continue to listen to the same ol' thangs. I have to say I'm pretty cheesy and love to listen to '90s bad gangsta rap, Divas' music (like Mariah Carey, Twittney and C'Lyn of course), Electronica, Candy Pop, Jazz (on Saturday nights; I don't even have the choice, my dad obliges us to listen to Diana Krall and Norah Jones all the time) or even Christmas anthems. I have to admit it: I don't listen to a lot of Rock even though it can be good. I like to dance so I need something groovy and horny. Girlicious suits me lol!
Anyways, enough blabla, I will now introduce you to my new DaDa: Natalie Portman's Shaved Head. And no, I'm not talking about her actual shaved head, but about the Seattle-based Indie Rock band which I discovered during my last trip to Seattle last March. I was sad to hear that they changed their band name though. It's now called "Brite Futures", how boring? They've probably got sued by Natalie Portman herself! Their music is ecstatic; it's raunchy, offers a wide variety of sexual innuendos, is danceable and is uptempo. Their vocals are great and everybody who knows them will tell you they're awesome in concert. So here are some of their songs, including my favourite "Bedroom Costume". Remember that joint since it relates to my article about the steamy "Baklava" living on my street: "End-of-the-Street Dude" (self publicity).
The song that substantiates this fixation that we have us men regarding our beards and our hairy shortcomings, "Beard Lust":
The very catchy "Hush Hush":
The "No Doubt" reminiscent, "Holding Hands in the Shower":
Geez! Can you believe that Karl Lagerfeld's latest whore protégé, Baptiste Giabiconi is about to release a studio album?! Like okay dude, you became a successful model and stuff but can you really sing?! If you ask me, I think his voice is remastered and the whole tune and mix sounds oh-so-studio-pre-manufactured. The video is quite hot (obviously, Baptiste is smoking hot) but hey, the guy really can't speak any English! I litteraly fell off my chair when I heard the "hey man, waz rogne wiz you" line for the first time!!! Those goddamn Frenchies, they're so inhibited. Even though I like to make fun of Baptiste, I have to admit that he's got a lot of chances to become my future husband ;-)!
I think we all agree that the main reason for uncle Karl's male models' success is the fact that they sleep with him. Karl himself said in an interview that he finds male models annoying but that when he finds one attractive and nice to work with, he can't get enough of him:
The original video was in Deutsch but as y'all germans didn't surf our blog that much, I felt like posting the English translation so that most of the readers (and my three other fellow bloggers) will be able to understand it! Oh I have to say that I really like the fact that uncle Karl is so moody, inconvenient and seems to have a harsh temper! He makes me think of my friend's french grandma who's crazy and lives in Atlanta, GA!!! I met her 2 years ago and will never be able to forget her, uncle Karl is there to remind me of her :-P! I think that when I'll be old, I'll probably be just like Karl; made out of plastic, rude and having sex with younger men. How fabulous?!
--> By looking at the "Beauty of Violence" Artwork by Chanel's guru, one might find it frightening and odd but hey, this is the Fashion World; it's so fucked up and intriguing at the same time!
"The Beauty of Violence"
--> Oh Christ, I wish I had the will to stop eating chocolate cookies, cakes, muffins, brownies and stuffed crust Pizzas. I wish I were just as tone, fit and tight than Baptiste!!! He's got a "corps de va chier"! Translation: His body is so hot that I just wanna tell him: "burn in hell", and all of this because of course, I'm jealous!
Lol I found this on the internet and felt like sharing! I know it's in French so many of you might not be able to understand but you can always just listen to the protagonist's sexy french accent. It's mainly a campaign of sensibilization toward Breast Cancer but uses humour and sex appeal to send the message :-P! Loves it!
Hi y'all folks! As we were sorta playing Karaoke at Terrine's fab crib on the South shore the other day, St-Lawrence, Fabulous, Terrine and I went into singing the cheesiest shiz ever! How embarassing?! Well actually it's not, especially since I was super stressed and depressed so it helped me to enlighten myself and thus my life :-P Yeah! So here are the cheesy joints we sang along with:
--> Plus notice the hot chocolate jock Tyson Beckford in the "Un-break My Heart" by Toni Braxton, how yummy (P.S.: He was featured in my "Nigga Please" article)?!
-->Oh and you should see Terrine do her sexy belly dance on "Suerte" (Spanish version of Whoever, Whatever)
--> And you should've heard the insanity we have profane instead of the real lyrics of the songs!!
Mijn God!!! This has to be the nicest thing I've found on the web this week! Can you combine two better stuff than what's depicted in this video?! I don't think so! This is like peanut butter'N jelly; it's a perfect match! Plus you guys already know that I love this song! And you had probably guessed that I liked Randy Blue too haha! What's funny is that I actually went to the Cabaret Mado this week with Fabulous Andy, St-Lawrence, a polish friend that I'll call SexyPolska and a friend who looks just like Katy Perry and is from the Ottawa region that I'll call CapitalKaty. During the show (on Tuesday), there was a Drag joint with the "Get Outta My Way" song that was excellent! The drag queen looked just like Caroline Néron:
So, I hope you'll enjoy the video! And if you don't, well I don't give a rat's ass 'cause I LOVE it.
Whoever has already "surfed" a gay porn website or heard about them knows that some of the actors auto-label themselves as "gay for pay". In case some of y'all readers don't know what this term means well I'll explain it to ya. Gay for pay signifies that a person (male or female) would be willing to act gay -that is having sex with a person of the same sex- in a taped sex scene or in private in order to get money (whether from Porn producers or from "whore customers").
I know it sounds real bad well child that's exactly what it is: it IS bad!!! Can you believe that someone 100% straight -especially a guy- would be willing to have sex with a person of the same sex just for some loose cash? How desperate and self-disrepectful! I'm not saying it is bad for a "straight guy" to try something here and there (actually not at all) but still it's pretty weird to me! I mean I can't believe that some men who are supposedly not attracted to other men whatsoever would be willing to have sex with them (being whether a top or a BOTTOM). That is, especially since the latter is negatively viewed among the straight community. I had heard of the matter a long time ago but never really cared since I felt heartless for straight dudes lol! No offense St-Lawrence! But the thing is after watching some porn Tyra Banks's special episode on her eponymous show about the problem I realized how much of an important issue it was.
The most shocking thing to me is the fact that even myself -a gay man- wouldn't accept to have taped sex nor to engage in the porn business so why would straight guys be more willing to do so?! I know it's definitely an issue about money, hence the name of the term but hey, isn't it like doing something against your own will? Maybe it's a bit sado-maso. If you ask me, those guys are probably half-closeted men who are ready to have sex with other men on tape but since they're getting paid to do so, they'll lie saying it's only for the money!
Why don't these very guys go out in the village and stop having girlfriends? Some of us might like to experience what it's like, playing with someone of experience! :-P
And nope, I'm not talking about the Seattle sensational group entitled "Nirvana" but some old school divas who with their mighty voices, could bring us to Nirvana! So I've talked to y'all about my burning love for Mariah and C'Lyn (ghetto name for Céline Dion) but how about the famed crazy diva Twittney Houston?!! I just LOVE her too!!! Oh and the other day I was feeling so blue and depressed, I really needed something to enlighten my day and let's be honest guys, carbs and chocolate are the best revivers for that matter but hey, I'm tryna keep on lookin' fine so I need to avoid shitty food! So is there anything better as a second choice reviver than listening to some '80s and '90s blasting joints? I don't think so! Oh and Whitney's songs are just so contagious! I can't help it! Actually I had never really watched her music videos and had never really thought about how good-looking this woman is! I mean look at those legs! No doubt she was a Fashion model prior to debuting her music career! She was über-hot, it's so sad that Crack and all the shit she's taken have "cracked" her voice :-(!
The very up-tempo "I Wanna Dance With Somebody":
Up next: the song that best describes my incapacity to understand anything that relates to relationships:
Geez! I'm not really surprised to hear that this video was banned to air before 19h30 in the UK!! I mean it's really great and sells the product perfectly and definitely does it for me but I have to agree; it shouldn't be watched by younger viewers! I mean c'mon Beyowolf! This is like Soft-Porn lolz! But y'all have to agree it's really hot and steamy! Loves it and loves Beyoncé!!!
'Ight guys this is the trailer of the dazzling film "Machete" directed by my father Robert Rodriguez (just kidding). It is awesome! Fabulous Andy, St-Lawrence, Terrine and I watched it like two months ago when we did a sort of Pajama Party at St-Lawrence's. In fact, I should say that only Fabulous Andy and I watched it 'cuz Terrine and St-Lawrence fell asleep and didn't watch any of it lolz! Hope you'll enjoy, don't forget to take a sneek peak at Jessica Alaba and Michelle Rodriguez' pâtés. Me gusta Western Spaghettis!
Hey y'all!! Here's sexy aussie Kylie Minogue and Taio Cruz's new duet entitled "Higher"! Gotta love it! Actually the clip is entertaining but I'm not quite sure whether I like the concept; I feel like it doesn't really fit with the song and its vibe. Plus Kylie's smoking hot bod and fashionable facial features are not displayed at their best if you want my opinion. Anyways, it's still worth watching, I mean it's Kylie! :
Huh lolz I just found this on the web y'all! How funny?! It's called Butt Camp and is presented as "Harder...Longer and Gayer than Glitter"!!! It's actually not that dumb (you're probably thinking: really?!) since the exercises that they recommand are truthfully good for thy ole butt! Kyle, one of the coaches is quite hot and the cheesy retro softcore porn tone of the vids make me love it even more! That might be a good XXXmas gift!
Okay this has to be one of the weirdest and most fucked-up contests known to mankind!!! Can you believe there's actually a "Mr. Small Penis International"???!!! I mean there's definitely no pride to have about having this kind of stub! I'm truthfully sorry but how could you make love or even have oral sex with such a tiny excrescence like that?! It looks more like a wart than anything else!
I found this vid via good ol' friend of mine who sent me the link and Gosh! I hope she doesn't have a secret passion for micro-penises!!!
Oh Mijn God!!! Hilarious! So hum... you think you can fuck Matthew Rush, really?!
How hilarious is this shit? This has to be the funniest thing I've cum come up to on the web! It's pretty funny that they turned the very family-targeted show "So You Think You Can Dance" into this whole porn 3D experience with my all-time favourite, Matthew Rush! I have to confess you something here: when I was in secondary 4 (grade 10), I used to fantasize like hell about Matthew Rush! In fact, he was my idol and made me want to do porn lol! I actually had told one of my (only) friends at the time. His name was Zézé and he was such a creep. Anyway, even if Zézé was completely fucked up, he still managed to have more common sense than me regarding Falcon Studios' exclusive jock, Matthew Rush lol! Oh and last but not least, I have to tell you that when I was about to turn 16, my friend Zézé asked me what I wanted as a gift for my birthday and I replied: Matthew Rush's molded cock dildo lol!! He never gave it to me, to my great sadness.
As I was surfing http://www.youtube.com/ the other day, I happened to find an incredibly meaningful interview: our two favourite crazy whores, Janice Dickinson and Chelsea Handler! Mon Dieu! Can you believe the two best alive authors have met each other! I guess this is the first time it happens since Verlaine hooked up with Rimbaud!!!
OMFG!!! For you out there who have never watched 90210 (me included), I oughta tell y'all that the hunky und sehr sexy Trevor Donovan made his coming out in the program! Of course, this means his "Teddy" character CAME out, not him! But who knows, this might just be the beginning of gay fantasies for M. Donovan. So if you feel like watching the show will be boring (they're up to Season 3) but want to see this german sheppard hook up with some other tasty jocks, log on to http://www.megavideo.com/ and watch the episodes where he is supposed to have gay-meets! If you want my advice, go on http://www.wikipedia.org/ to read about each episode to make sure you only watch the ones where he'll hook up; you wouldn't want to bore the shit outta yoself watching some teenage drama à la AnnaLynne McCord! I wish you plenty of visual effects and drooling. Teddy is said to leave Ian during Spring and find a new bf which is rumored to be even hotter and sexier than Trevor Donovan himself! Muy caliente ahoy!!!! I'll end up once again with beauty by posting "une photo délicieuse" of M. Don-Oh-van:
As we're in 2011 since 19 days only, it hasn't been a while since we all celebrated New Year's Eve.
Unlike the last few years, I had a blast this time. It was really nice and fun celebrating New Year with Terrine and a bunch of other friends of our beloved colleague from Pizza Hut whom I like to call Jizz lol. What is also really nice is that I got to meet all of her friends (which both Terrine and I hadn't met before) which happened to also be friends with Mahmud; the sexy baklava who lives on my street. Plus we got to celebrate with Jizz's boyfriend which is an ex-employee from Pasta Hut. I really pulled a Terrine on this one since I did some "networking" with Mahmud's friends to make sure they'd all love me and tell good stuff about me when talking to him. I think she was proud of me lol!
Oh and I shall not forget to tell you that Mahmud was supposed to be invited and as I've told you in my "End-of-the-Street Dude" article, I was DYING to finally meet him and have a chat with him!!! Now that it is done, I feel like it was better off without him since I think we both would've been stressed and awkward if we had met at the party since there was plenty of straight guys who know Mahmud since a long time but have no clue about his sexuality. As for myself, I have no issue about divulging my homosexuality but I've heard that it was more complicated for Mahmud. I guess being Lebanese and surrounded by traditional Muslim people makes it a little more difficult.
Everbody drank and shit-chatted about anything and had a great time. But I have to admit, the best thing about that night so far is the fact that a Holiday clip from a pregnant Mariah Carey was aired on tv as midnight approached. It was such as cheesy yet perfect moment lol! The clip which featured famed Scottish poem "Auld Lang Syne" is worse than terrible. It looks cheap and homemade and the fact that Mariah tries to dance while playing with her hair makes it look even dumber lol! But hey, I love it even though! Here it comes:
Okay, this has to be one of the best danceable songs of last summer and suprisingly, it hasn't been that popular, except for its chart trajectory in Belgium!! Music to your ears: David Guetta and Destiny's ex-Child, Kelly Rowland:
Mein Gott! That's über-funny! A weird and anoying friend of Terrine showed that to me while she was taking a break from his presence and led me alone with him! What a mean gal.
OMG like I know this movie ain't that recent but hey, Fabulous Andy, Terrine and I LOVE that movie!!! It has to be one of the best comedies ever. I needed to share because hey, that's my community and I need to represent it not resent it. This particular scene is definitely the all-time best; I mean could there be a more memorable quote than "Pitcher in the streets, Catcher in the sheets" with all the tongue action involved in his über-sexy pronunciation?! Another Gay Movie, another gay memorabilia.
My friends and I were just so pleased to see this incredibly hum good movie last summer at the cineparc that I felt like making some free promotion for it. The film is honestly a B-movie but I think B is the new A+ and in this case it totally works. I guess the main goal of the movie is probably the same as any other "horror" movie of this genre whereas "Friday 13th", "A Nightmare on Elm Street", "Chucky Doll" all had the same kind of vibe and audience; young effervescent teenagers ;-)! Hope you enjoy!
Oh by the way the only thing that tickled us is the fact that they employed Montreal-based staff and that they haven't paid them yet, screw them!!! Let's sympathize with our fellas from tha hood.
Hey guys! I just saw this 10-minute court-métrage on Youtube and felt like sharing! How hilarious?! This is my type of movie! Lol
It's called "The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Ineffecient Weapon" by Richard Gale, hope you enjoy! Oh and I need to mention that it won the award for "Best Short Film" at the Fantasia Film Festival here in Montreal, 2 years ago!
The famed italian gay couple that once was Dolce & Gabbana recently celebrated Naomi Campbell's fashion career's 25th anniversary. How amazing! Can you believe she's now 40 years old?! She doesn't look that old fo' sho' mothafuckas, she's still a hot mama who knows how to get men and... trouble!!! You just have to think of all the crap she's been involved in: cell thrown, community service, court, BLOOD DIAMONDS, TYRA BANKS, P. Diddy and so much more! I think just Tyra Banks and P. Diddy alone are worse than Blood Diamonds haha! Don't you agree?!
Anyways y'all, let's not get to far from the subject here: Dolce und Gabbana's Naomi Campbell t-shirts. The über-heiß brand released a limited edition of collectable t-shirts. The release will include 14 different t-shirts showcasing Miss Campbell's body abilities and thigh muscles. The photos that will be used for the tees will be coming from the work of the world's most notorious fashion photographers such as Patrick Demarchelier, David LaChapelle, Mario Testino, Richard Avedon, Elle von Unwerth und so weiter (meaning etc. in german).
The sales of those baby-to-be will started on September 10th in Dolce und Gabbana's New York boutiques. I hope you didn’t miss'em (I did :-()! I don't know about my friends’ tacky tastes but as for myself, I love to wear sexy folks on my t-shirts which always provides me with attention and potential dates!
+As a delight for the eyes, Naomi's freshly baked pâté:
So my goal with this article is to demonstrate to you how cheesy I am.
As you might have noticed, I’m a big fan of Mariah Carey and as you probably know, she’s the cheesiest human being to have ever walked on this earth. That’s when I come along; because I’m very close to my cheesy side and am humble enough to acknowledge my taste for the tacky. I have bad taste when it comes to movies, clothes, restaurants and clubs and I might even add my friends but they would be well too offended! I like things that stand out, that scream which imply that it might be in a negative and loud, foolish way. That being said, it could all be due to the fact that I’m extravagant and don’t like gnarly, meaningless people trying to accommodate their personalities to fit into society’s pre-manufactured moulds.
The same applies for when I’m dating. I don’t like insignificant bastards who have nothing to say and brag about everything they do as if it were impressing. Even when you have incurred impressing achievements, you don’t need to point it out in an arrogant way that makes you seem narcissistic. Nobody likes that, especially me plus the only people who like to date douchebags like that must be deprived from self-esteem. I do have to concede that I have dated obnoxious morons in the past (or had one night-stands with them) but I am now looking forward to a new chapter in my life : a sweet’N cheesy, old-fashioned RELATIONSHIP. Yes, you read correctly. I am not truly like Samantha from “Sex und die Stadt”; I do want to be committed into a respectful yet meaningful relationship. I have a craving to fall in love again! Because it’s true; even though openly claiming that you want to devote yourself into a serious relationship sounds cliché, I am being honest plus I want to specify that I want to be in a relationship that relies on love, passion and respect, not whoring out nor attention and affection-filling. I’m all about tough and truthful love so I would never commit to a guy that I don’t love or don’t feel anything for. He needs to give me butterflies if he wants me to yield myself to him.
That’s why for my next relationship, I want it to be picture-perfect; filled with rainbows, butterflies, unicorns, charmbracelets and GLITTER! It ought to be like a Mariah Carey album; full of honey, cheesy delusions and melodious sounds. I want it to bring me low like basso profundo and then sky-high like coloratura soprano. I’m no longer superficial looking for the guy with the edgiest features, perfect body, bone structure and flawless complexion. Nor am I looking for the dude that is most likely to become famous, rich or admired by everyone. I want a man’s man that’ll be my man. And I want to be his man’s man. D’ya understand?!
While waking up alongside Terrine this morning (we’ve had a terrible night of drinking and stuff and went to bed at 7 am), we chatted about relationships and shit and she said she believes she’ll never be able to be faithful to her boyfriend. Even though I have been promiscuous and volatile in the past, I seek that no more. And I know I could be faithful if I were deeply in love. I’d be willing to make sacrifices and give it my all. While philosophising on the latter, I realized that not only do I want a boyfriend; I also want a close friend. By that I mean I’d like my hubby to do justice to both meanings of the initials b.f.: boyfriend and best friend. I’d like each other to confide and confess to the other and be at ease. I want a guy who has a sense of humour and is humble yet who knows his own worth, has ambitions, strive to succeed and reach for new goals. Most important of all, he needs to be willing to commit himself to me too since it has to come both ways.
After all the experience and tremendous adventures that I’ve had, I have learned and understood so much about relationship and thus, myself since I am the main protagonist of my stories. I have come to accept myself the way I am, know my defects, my weaknesses and my strength. I think the most relevant thing to accomplish before daydreaming about a relationship is to learn how to love your own self since you are your own life companion, from birth to death. Like RuPaul would say: “if you can’t love yourself, how the hell are you gon’ love somebody else?” Can I get an Amen on that?
Since I was a child, I have never been scared or felt awkward when in presence of black people. That is, even though I used to be a typical blond-haired (I’m more dark blond now), blue-eyed little French-Canadian boy surrounded by a conservative extended family. Nobody in my family was black or even had foreign origins but I never felt threatened in any way even if people have all sorts of prejudice and racist slurs against other “races”. I guess having been raised in a multi-cultural background helped. But deep inside I know that my interest for black people comes from a much more spiritual purpose: my mom had a relationship with a black Haitian man before going out with my dad. Can you believe it? I coulda been black! I think that woulda been hot; I would probably be more built, have longer legs, nappy hair, big lips, HUGE COCK (lolz), plump ass (wait, I already have that!) and edible, chocolate skin.
Even if I do acknowledge white beauty, I can’t help but be fascinated by black beauties. This involves both men and women. Just take a quick look at hot Nubians like cell-thrower Naomi Campbell, sexy jock Tyson Beckford, über-heiss model Jessica White, bootylicious Beyoncé, curvaceous Halle Berry or even hottie Will Smith. I think we can all agree that Black people usually have hot bodies and booties!!! Everybody knows that Blacks are more toned, have rounder butts and often showcase heavier lordosis. I generally find Black people more enthusiastic, funny and cheerful than us, Whites! The funniest people I’ve ever met were almost all black! And all of the wildest traveling adventures that Fabulous Andy and I have had involved Black people around! I think it’s important to have “street cred” and to have a “ghetto fab” attitude when you’re black. It enhances the power y’all have! :-P. I promise you that if I ever adopt or employ a surrogate mother and end up fathering female twins, I’ll call them Shanigua and Shacoya!
Gotta love y’all black brothers and sistaz! When looking at my exterior shell, you might qualify me as Ivory, but trust me: deep inside everything is Ebony.
Cell-thrower Naomi Campbell
90% Cacao Tyson Beckford (the other 10% is Chinese General Tao :-P)
I’m writing this down as I got a hair transplant two months ago.
First I need to talk you into my obsession with hair loss. My hair started falling when I was 16 years old!!! That’s very premature. It pissed me off so much even more since I never had a much defined frontal hairline. I felt like I was going bald right away. That being said, I was already balding in the diagonal areas of my forehead at 17 at my High School Prom.
I decided to undergo hair transplant because I’d like to erase the negative effects that this balding had had on me and I’m looking forward to keep it up this way until my mid-thirties. I mean who cares about hair when you’re 70? But when you’re 20, it’s another story.
I’m sure a lot of people might feel like I’m a superficial person –which might actually be the case- but in this situation I think my obsession almost made sense. Let’s face it: about two-thirds of men start balding or are balding after 60 years old which showcases well the fact that it is a widely-spread problem. The thing is approximately 25% of men start balding around 20 years old. And I guess God decided I was gonna be included in the 25%! How shitty! Anyways, after researching and reading about the matter, I found some preventing and mending treatments to both stop the loss and reverse the effects to make the hair grow back.
I guess a lot of you have heard of Rogaine, which is the most utilized treatment for male baldness; it is made with minoxidil and can be efficient if you have minor hair loss. The hick is that it’s very expensive (around $70 CAN per month) and is quite gross to apply; you have to vaporize it directly on your hair and let it dry. Results have proved that Men’s Rogaine can prevent loss or help regrowth in 30 o 40% of the cases. This means it’s not that efficient!
Men's Rogaine
When I went to my first appointment with Dr. Chagnon, he told me that Propecia (made with Finasteride) was a lot more effective. Propecia stops hair loss in more than 60% of the cases. There’s just one problem coming along the way: it has REAL BAD side effects. Indeed, 1,1% to 18,5% of the men using it might experience impotence and 1,3% of the patients have erectile dysfunction. I have to say that even if I take it and am satisfied with the results, I’m GODDAMN SCARED of experiencing erectile dysfunctions!!! The doctor also told me that I might notice a diminution of my libido. I have to say that the latter is almost a benediction since I’m way too horny all the time!!!
Anyways, so enough “mise en contexte”, I’mma tell you how my hair transplant went.
First off, It seemed very exhaustive and long so I decided to bring DVDs to watch during the operation. I watched the über-cheesy “Into The Blue” which was very boring but had a lot of “sightseeing” with shirtless Paul Walker in almost all the scenes. I also watched half of “The Bodyguard” with Whitney Houston. Though not that painful, a hair transplant is incredibly long (it can take more than 5 hours) and implies a couple of not-so-cool experiences such as having your head skin pierced with thousands of needles and a 5 cm-long scar behind the head. I talked to the nurses all along the operation which entertained me. What’s so nice is that I got to examine my hair follicles under the microscope so that I could see my skin fat and Sebaceous glands.
Everything went on just fine so I’m currently recovering from it (my hair grew back and the scar behind my head is starting to heal). My dear friends were there to support me after my surgery with St-Lawrence coming to the clinic and Terrine cooking salmon tartar for us. We also had sushis, can I ask for more? I don’t think so!
A hair transplant procedure that looks similar to what I had (except for the back of the head)
